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The world must know the facts. And facts are made out of science. #Ultrafact.

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Joined April 2010
Fridays are the Mondays of the weekend. #ultrafact
Fewer people have cats than have faces. #ultrafact
The truth is that we'll never know what's going to happen in a million years anyways. #ultrafact #neverinamillionyears
Chihuahuas have dicks for paws. #ultrafact
If you name your kid "Sanders" they will have a 1 in 3 chance of playing 2 major league sports simultaneously. #ultrafact
You look like Jessica Alba/Winnie Cooper. #ultrafact
In a lot of cases, guys have penises. #ultrafact
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Wow! Not only are @ChryslerAutos more likely to explode than other cars, but now they're also dropping [F] bombs: http://on.mash.to/gqxa7Z
Everyone has at least one drunk in their family. If you don't, it's you. #ultrafact
If you Google it too much, you'll go blind. #ultrafact
http://twitpic.com/39hfaw Only in America. #ultrafact
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The taint is the part of body that recovers the quickest... on Mars! #ultrafact
Before playing Late Night, The Roots were a wandering band of mendicant martial artist monks. @questlove has won the Thai kumite. #ultrafact
Harry Potter is a masterful retelling and reorientation of an Arabian myth cycle about a family of djinni known as al-Ueasli. #ultrafact
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