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Simulation 1.0*10E⁵⁶⁸
Joined October 2011
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One of realities cruelest tricks is not showing you my tweets.
Life changing stuff.
Life changing son.
And you’re missing it.
For bullshit. 😂
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You ever see that movie Never Been Kissed with Drew Barrymore?
There’s a part where her brother (played by David Arquette) comes to the high school and IMMEDIATELY becomes popular.
I’m trying to make a name for myself on Plumber Instagram.
Cont.
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Keep in mind this is a raw video.
I have other versions and there’s a long pause because I plan on adding me with my facial responses. 😂
🤖 Made with AI
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Been watching Crystal Lake and it’s so good.
I want to watch the original movies again but I’m gonna view Jason as the good guy now.
Fuck those camp counselors and they’re fucking while kids drown. 😂
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Trying to get my plumbing account to 10k on instagram
I’m halfway there
I’m contemplating having my wife post from my account for a while
Let the “internet female account” magic work its wonders 😂
Funny how boobs can help increase follower count. Might as well take advantage
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I’m leaving the country in a month and when I return I will undoubtedly be searched by customs.
What are some funny things I can do preemptively to mess with them?
I’ve thought of the obvious like suitcases full of dildos.
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I also thought maybe a “Customs Agents Of The US” calendar 😂
Like a sexy firefighter calendar but with customs agents 😂
Obviously I’d need to have it made custom but I can probably think of something much better.
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