Oh and by the way, YOU don’t get to decide or dictate how other people play their game. Who cares what difficulty they play on they’re playing on THEIR time on a game THEY bought with THEIR money. Seek help or the nearest comedy club since you wanna be a joke 😭

Sorry for no posts they’ve been beating me to death in Sinyala :(

Boots on the ground journalism into worse war crimes than what we do at Umbrella

If you have any complaints you can bring them to my boss, John Umbrella

Being a mother isn’t easy. Which is why like any modern woman, I send my children to terrorize the local population.

“They’re calling it the best resident evil (2026) fanfic ever” The fanfic

I’m starting to think a lot of you aren’t employees.

I have such a nasty rumor that was passed on to me about Doctor Wesker but he’s already cranky as hell from the situations he puts himself into

I DO NOT CONTROL THE MOLD

Shiii we supposed to be charging people for biohazards but I be infecting people free of charge

Okay definitely looking like days we can’t find it. Also maybe boil your drinking water

Don’t fall for the cool and nonchalant persona Doctor Wesker propaganda. I once watched him grab a coworker like this

Okay I’m taking requests for the next bioweapon

The Umbrella Corporation has FORGIVEN Claire Redfield as she is my WIFE.