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your mom.

@ummuani___

Production Manager @layiwasabi || Executive Assistant.

 Awakening🍃
Joined May 2019
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This is sooo sad
Damilare231.. ... . (@Darmmysarmmy) profile pictureDamilare231.. ... .@DarmmysarmmyNov 6
Replying to @manlikefola_
Sometimes I sleep in heat cos of guilty conscience . Return from work by 10pm Dey power generator, my neighbor go fess close window 😭😭
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After This 30 Days Movement, I Know The Government Will Send The Nigerian Armed Forces After Us To Pick Us Up One After The Other. But This Is My Message To The Nigeria Police, Army, DSS -- Lady
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Producers are not rated enough.
osano (@mavoswago) profile pictureosano
@mavoswagoNov 6
siesta - @cruelsantino & myself out now.
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@sxdiqcarter_Nov 6
A Lagosian who hasn’t seen light for 10 days will trek through smelly streets, dodging like a thousand street thugs, to jump on a bus with wooden seats, & still have the audacity to tell someone living in ABK or Ib that they are living in a village.
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I don explain myself tire. Be like say alll of una dey craze sef atp. Taking my harmless tweet out of context. Fuck y’all.
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My mother has a huge problem with me working out. That woman wants me to put on weight and me I just wanna be slim af lmaooo
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Yeee they are tearing me up oo Whole time I’m not even homophobic😭😭
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Isimi lagos charges 4.5m for 3 bedroom per night that can take 6 people. I’ll legit spend 2 weeks in Thailand w that money everything inclusive and prolly stay in a cottage that’s finer than that. Lagos mahn!
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I be sayinggggg! Most of the amazing people in my life rn, I met them this year lmao The more you hold on to those bridges you should burn, the more you repel good people that will add value to your life but ok!
Kerri (@muyaaye_fr) profile pictureKerri@muyaaye_frNov 6
Burn those bridges, you'll meet new people
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I’m now seeing what people are saying about too many gays in raves. No homo but omfg??
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@neverelentNov 6
There's nothing you can say to me that'll make me think I'm not who I think I am.
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The amount of hiss wey I don hiss today kmt
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BareMuse@_BareMuseNov 5
Image from BareMuse (@_BareMuse)
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I'm a woman of precision. Every one of my targets will be touched.
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Ami ✨@omnivert_AmiNov 6
Hate depending on somebody to get me what I want. I like making impulsive purchases
Ara🤍 (@Araoluwanimi01) profile pictureAra🤍
@Araoluwanimi01Aug 17
What motivates you to make money??
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@aimieeee___Nov 6
Telling a deconstructed person that they'll find their way back to religion is like telling a free bird they'll find their way back to the cage.
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Is this supposed to be a lounge wear??
Moyo_O🫦🍒 (@yosore23) profile pictureMoyo_O🫦🍒
@yosore23Nov 6
What do y’all think about these Priscilla ojo’s new clothing collections??
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Image from Moyo_O🫦🍒 (@yosore23)
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God I just broke another braceket from my braces in just a week fgs🤦🏾‍♀️
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Eeei I think say na naira o😭
your mom. (@ummuani___) profile pictureyour mom.@ummuani___Nov 5
More like very dumb person. Gfb
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I don’t think people understand how cool Wizkid is, I love him as a person more than I love his songs
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