Wrestler. Smile collector. // Parody. not real.

Joined October 2023
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If God meant to interfere in the degeneracy of mankind would he not have done so by now?
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OH SHIT. I'M IN THE SAME CARD AS MY FIANCEE?
And the line up for next show has arrived, inmates! ((Match cards will be posted tomorrow)) Link;; tinyurl.com/Ch3LineUpNoV
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I'm BACK
WEEK ONE OF THE ROAD TO NIGHT OF VENGEANCE III: THE LONG HALLOWEEN is LIVE! 🎃 LINK;; tinyurl.com/Show1NoV
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God help us
OH BOY, HERE O GO MURDERING AGAIN. YIPPEE
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OH BOY, HERE O GO MURDERING AGAIN. YIPPEE
Weakly Match cards have been made! OPENING MATCH: @ualritehun vs @unbIinking [Hardcore Rules match a with 20 minute time limit]
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Gonna get messy
The ROAD TO NIGHT OF VENGEANCE 3: THE LONG HALLOWEEN has begun & it all starts next SUNDAY! Match Card Link; tinyurl.com/EP1RoadToNoV <<<You can write a segment event if youre not booked. if you do, send it to this DM or @LilNovacaineX >>>
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Oh shit, I've been booked? Well shove a barned wire bat up my ass and call me Carl I'll be there with bells on SLAUGHTERHOUSE
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Still glorious. Still brilliant. Like an explosion. @CynicallyRogue
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He's more a man than you fake cunts puffing out your oiled chests like grouses.
I'm a happy man tonight. I asked the love of my life to marry me. I fot her father's blessing. Hey @AllTimeProGraps I already wom at life.
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I'm a happy man tonight. I asked the love of my life to marry me. I fot her father's blessing. Hey @AllTimeProGraps I already wom at life.
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The difference between cowardice and bravery id holding on for 30 seconds longer
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I've paid for my sins. Di yiu gave enough teeth to pay for yours?
Understand @unbIinking God “will repay each person according to what they have done.” Romans 2:6
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Try to make mine bleed and I'm taking your monkey teeth. Ook ook.
OH YES WHAT FUN YOU SHALL SEE ME THERE!!! I WANNA SEE SOME MACNAMARA’S BLEED
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laughing boy retweeted
OH YES WHAT FUN YOU SHALL SEE ME THERE!!! I WANNA SEE SOME MACNAMARA’S BLEED
God and finances willing, we’ll have a second show announced soonish!
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Stupid Duolingo owl sending me threats. Why is that owl double cheeked up on a Sunday? It's like the green owl version of @CynicallyRogue but evil. I'm uncomfortable.
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YES, I CAN DIG DIG WHAT?
Carl says "Fan ta dig" to you.
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Oh boy, justified violence
War is coming. I will be the uncontested will of heaven.
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Enjoy your sabbatical? I hear it waa court ordered
It's blonde, thank you very much.
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Despite all my rage something something rat in a cage
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My Sim? I'm a glutton. My appetite is insatiable.
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