Delusional & freaked out

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Joined June 2023
He’s not getting his underwear back
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Took me a lil second, but I laughed.
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Cute day out 🤎
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Not all demons have horns, some have big dick hanging in between their legs
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Hitting it now 💪🏽
Fell asleep last night before I could hit biceps and back 🥲
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They got her doing 360 turns at the MAGA rally like she on a 20v1 🕊️
Donald Trump says Nicki Minaj has a “beautiful a**” during rally in Port Huron, Michigan: “That’s hard to miss. Stand up”
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I had to let this go a long time ago 🥲
Just realized we won’t be getting a TWENTY88 part II
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Oh so it's not a loop I'm in a downward spiral
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I’m tryna have that two income gay men household with no kids 🙌🏾🫶🏾‼️
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Married man sayin the dating scene is trash!! Wild af
T.I. says women in Atlanta aren’t as progressive as they used to be and are very difficult to deal with: “I met a girl today and she’s already asking me to pay her bills”
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I knew I fucking knew it.
I reverse engineered candy crush
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"At least you're self aware!" 💀💀💀
Which country is the biggest enemy of your country?
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Honestly, I get why some people charge a DM fee… the messages I get sometimes, you SHOULD pay me to respond
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Fell asleep last night before I could hit biceps and back 🥲
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THIS!!! always throws me off😭 be expecting some boyfriend dick and a monster shows up
What’s the opposite of catfish when the dick is actually way bigger than the picture?
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Tired of asking who eating ass and it never getting ate. #weird
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This is a HIPAA violation
just noticed this on my bagel sandwich order. Oh my god
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Quick bathroom flick
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I really do hate the “what’s your type” question after I say you’re not my type
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