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Cranberry juice taste like it wanna be alcohol but shy. Suffering from "what will people say".
uncletshephi🦁 retweeted
So basically Harry Kane won the ballon dor without a UCL or World Cup and being the second best player on his own team. Calm so why did Haaland get robbed off his???
uncletshephi🦁 retweeted
I need to learn a new language, this Ballon D’or has made me feel like I’m deaf😭
Used La Liga stats to award Lamine Yamal best young player of the year over Pau Cubarsí
Used the World Cup stats to award the Yasin Trophy to Unai Simon over David Raya.
Used Bundesliga stats to award Ballon D’or to Harry Kane over Mbappé.
Used Champions League stats to award club of the year.
Use World Cup to award manager of the year.
Ballon d’or in a nutshell. Zero consistency.
uncletshephi🦁 retweeted
“We will beat PSG on Tuesday, beat Real Madrid on Sunday, then we will celebrate it with Yamal’s Ballon D’or”
😂😂😂😂😂
uncletshephi🦁 retweeted
Lol 😂😂😭 Messi and Ronaldo’s era is officially over! Now the Ballon d’Or isn’t even being televised anymore? 😭🤣🤣 Football will never hit the same without those two! 💔🐐🐐
uncletshephi🦁 retweeted
I'm 100% Sure Mbappe will out perform his last season. You people should pray he doesn't win a trophy because that's all he needed to win Ballon d'Or
uncletshephi🦁 retweeted
Harry Kane - No UCL, just league trophy… wins Ballond’or ✅
Dembele - UCL and league trophy…. Wins Ballond’or ✅
Vinicius - UCL and league trophy… No Ballond’or ❌
uncletshephi🦁 retweeted
I’m not even mad Mbappe didn’t win, as long as it’s not Yamal, we celebrating tonight😂😂😂




















