@uncle_creature

irish 30 something

 loch tuah
throne.com/unclecreature
Joined August 2018
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my childhood best friend gets married this weekend and I’m already emotional. 29 years of friendship! marrying the love of her life! I am so excited!
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feels like there's kind of an elephant in the room with this map but I can't quite put my finger on it
MagellanQuest 🇪🇺/acc
@MagellanQuestOct 22
What if russia occupied 20% of your country?
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to this day the most jealous I’ve ever been is of the toddler who used to go to my school with his da & school age sibling in one of these. imagine flying through the city in the rain in a cosy little trailer my GOD sign me up for reincarnation as a posh toddler
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just did some quick maths and the toddler in this story is now at least 18, godspeed young pintman
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they’re calling it the least mentally ill autumn ever
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insane thing to post during a situation where your boss got caught in an affair. girl safe from what?
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rose@roramdinOct 22
How did Jesus do all that without seo and klarna
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I say this all the time but it is soooooo weird to just be paying bills and cooking dinner and existing while we’re fully in the start of WW3. like how are you supposed to function when everything is on fire and you’re expected to act like normal and the country does nothing
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once watched an italian woman try exchange an old £10 note for ten minutes only for her four friends to try after her. why did they all have old money. why did they think it would be different
Ari🦋✨
@Ariszn12Oct 22
Every time you go to the post office the person in front of you has a problem that has never happened before in all of history.
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recreated the Obsession “no” scene in my sitting room reading this
BioWare
@biowareOct 21
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so so so bizarre to me that people are willing to let the world burn so they can afford a bigger jet or whatever the fuck. you can’t take it with you! one day you will die! psychopaths!
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the area my baby brother lives in has shops with no food and stations with no petrol, electricity is double the price than mainland Europe, no signs of change and riots everywhere but here
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verdant hell@verdant_gelOct 20
Calling in stinky to work today
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this is my punishment for sleeping 27 hours this weekend, God has forsaken me
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Crimson@sanestlyneyfanOct 20
i have nobody to talk to about fucking boythrob bro
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like surely this is too early for the christmas sandwiches
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maybe this is an Irish thing because in my experience we never had this back home so they’re weird and strange conceptually to me, maybe you’re all elated pigs in blankets sambos are back idk
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proud to be a literal day one Throbber 🩷
Josie Stratman@JosieStratmanOct 19
Spotted: Boy Throb at City Hall to meet with Mayor Mamdani. They say they hope Mamdani dances with them. The group’s fourth member just got his visa.
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i’m on a theme this week
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Max Blumenthal
@MaxBlumenthalOct 19
Two days ago, the Israeli army blew up the family home of journalist Radwan Mortada in Bint Jbeil The terrorist demolition of Radwan's home comes as his film exposing the players behind Israel's pager attack becomes the most viewed documentary in recent history at Al Jazeera
The Grayzone
@TheGrayzoneNewsOct 14
Lebanese journalist Radwan Mortada's investigation into Israel’s pager attacks is one of Al Jazeera most-watched documentaries Mortada tells The Grayzone's @wyattreed13 how he tracked key players in the attack and got a hold of an unexploded pager Watch our full interview 🔽
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