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Philadelphia, PA
Joined August 2011
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Was in bed rubbing my feet together w a glass of wine and remembered I have ice cream in the freezer. Omg
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i need to be 15 again. i know what to do this time.
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I predict a pivot to right wing grifter incoming
😬 EXCLUSIVE: West Wilson is not returning to "Summer House" next season. tmz.me/4veKmTX
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whoever designs online portals for local governments is making user interface decisions so bizarre and hostile they actually verge on avant-garde
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this is so hard to explain but theres a bird in my neighborhood i have to confront
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the five primal fears: 1. prion disease 2. being on a cruise ship 3. man walking towards you 4. toxic shock from forgotten tampon 5. spider egg sac containing thousands of baby spiders
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someone said that cranberry juice tastes like it doesn't want to be wet & i can't stop thinking about it
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People in New York are like my lease ends in three days so I’m gonna go look at an apartment tomorrow
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I love saying “sounds good” at work and dont shit sound good
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In a meeting at the office one time, this dude fully repeated something I had said almost word for word, just slightly changed. After he finished, my coworker raised her hand and said, “I don’t have anything to add, but I just wanted to point out he basically repeated exactly what Natalie said like it was his own idea.” Happy Women’s History Month to her.
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is he fun to be around or am i fun and he’s around
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If I see another video of those bitch ass monkeys fucking with Punch
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highkey makes no sense that mel has a deposition at 3pm on saturday 4th july 2026
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I am not going to be a cocomelon parent. You will sit your ass down and watch aljazeera
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your secret is safe with me unless it’s funny
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It's more important than ever that we all keep saying Yay
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I’d really like to see a journalist just flat out ask Trump “what the fuck is wrong with you” at some point even if it doesn’t move the needle in any concrete way.
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a great tip if you’re packing for a trip is to ignore all the clothes you feel comfortable in and wear on a regular basis and instead bring a long velvet skirt you’ve never worn before that’s slightly too small and doesn’t go with any of your shirts or shoes
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