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Smokey, this is not Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.

Greendale
Joined May 2020
The front office had a wildly different interpretation of Jaylen's 2025-26 season than Jay and probably most people have.
“For them to end how it is, I blame a lot of it on the media. … I think they just allowed certain stuff in the media to come in between them, to create that gap.” My story setting up a big game between the Celtics and 76ers. Between Tatum and Brown. nytimes.com/athletic/7761461…
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Also I don't think Brad cares if Jaylen was pissed about stuff. I highly doubt that factored in his decision to trade him. Brad just doesn't think he's good! And he's paid almost $60m! It's really not that complicated. Paul George is way better at basketball.
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Like the almost 70% of the cap thing still applies to Tatum and Paul George! The difference is Paul George is just so fucking good and plays how we want to play basketball.
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You fucking suck at your job James.
Not sure what you’re less informed on - geography or journalism.
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That’s what you need to do against every single drop coverage Pritch.
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China using like a D level honeypot on you Jensen, that’s not even worth it.
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Celtics Bucks game is just straight up not on my League Pass. Outstanding stuff Amazon, you piece of shit.
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Bobby is such a fucking weirdo.
NEW @CelticsCLNS -- I spoke to Jaylen Brown today in Chicago ahead of his first matchup with the #Celtics since the trade: "It's over with now, so I think everybody's just focused on what's in front of us. Only time will tell how everything pans out." "It should be fun."
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Zak Kuhr, you need to be fired (frankly I'd like to fire our entire coaching staff).
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You can walk home Gonzo, you fucking bum.
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This is what a WR1 looks like. We *maybe* have one on the team, although I'm not even positive of that because we haven't gotten to see it.
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Team just needs a lot more talent and to not be so fucking injured.
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So this is the Drake Maye explosive, or interception, or touchdown game I guess lol
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Gonzo you fucking suck man. Could have drafted JSN.
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Pop has some really high end traits but is also the pussiest WR I've ever seen in my life.
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So literally nobody wants to help Drake out, huh?
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Kyle Williams get the fuck off my team
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This game is basically already over outside of a miracle, especially with our current WR corps. Defense would have to score a touchdown.
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Welp you just fucking suck Gonzo I guess.
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Gonzo you want to show up in this game or?
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He is not an elite zone corner.
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