@underpaint

based on a true story

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Joined October 2023
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@TheFalseNein14h
Fairs I laughed too much at United v Grimsby the universe is punishing me
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oek@herelieselijah22h
soldiers looked at lockets as motivation 2 get back home
chaotic cutie.@keziah_sandersOct 27
Men just want photos of you. Literally just existing
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(parody) BILL NYE THO@Bill_Nye_ThoOct 27
can't be discussing butterfly shit with caterpillars
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me texting you in the middle of a football match is a bigger sign that i want to marry you than me introducing you to my mum
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The Ticket 🎟️@rnojaayOct 23
U gotta fuck up a few times before u get it right it's just life
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@recreatingsOct 23
when all that thugging it out catches up to you one random night
🕷️@spidermandmcaOct 22
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hatsune mitski@zephanijongOct 20
asking "was it good for you too" after hanging out
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juls@julsbabypngOct 21
Girls be teasing there birthdays like they want to drop an album
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zay@freezaysworsttOct 20
dont get in my car looking both ways nigga i got dis
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MG@mgonmoviesOct 19
literally me in 2017-19 vs 2025-26 and it’s not even remotely funny
liv@violriosOct 19
they took his fucking soul
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Paddy Power
@paddypowerOct 18
If Arsenal aren’t careful, people will start calling them Open Play FC.
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aria ౨ৎ@twnfantasyOct 18
me clicking “track order” exactly .238 seconds after ordering it
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feyisayo 💸
@feyisznOct 17
It’s actually crazy how you grow up thinking home-cooked meals every day are just normal, then get older and realise how much time and effort it took your Mom to make that happen and how lucky you were to have that.
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Cressa Moore
@cressida_mooreOct 16
True punk is the perseverance of the human spirit.
Iman@Iman4iiOct 16
Palestinian skaters in Gaza continue skateboarding among destroyed buildings and damaged streets despite the war
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Miles
@C139999Oct 16
MacBook niggas always working on some shit in public , you don’t see a nigga with an Alienware with it outside
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Taner@farktnrOct 16
Bazı şeyleri anlamak için yaşanmışlık gerekir
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@fuckyourtwitt3rOct 15
bacc in my day.. having a North Face was like having a moncler 😂😂
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Fazeel 🕷️@SnoopysdungeonOct 16
Applying to Harvard w 1.6 gpa
noorieee⁷@lovemeK00Oct 15
Hassan raheem submitted his music to grammy? Woahh
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Meatfan35@meatfan35Oct 13
You’ll tell a woman you’re taking public transportation home and she’s like “be safe” okay first of all I run these streets
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Reechmilly
@ReechmillyOct 11
A nigga birthday prolly the worst day of his life
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