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i love halloweekend #DrinkingOnPrescriptionMedications
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positive affirmations: i am NONCHALANT, my dick is NOT small, i am NOT low elo, my hoe is NOT gone
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Probably my worst trait is that I'm an insane retarded freak who completely and irreversibly destroyed his own life.
Scientists may have found the real life SpongeBob and Patrick nearly 6,200 feet below the Atlantic.
A NOAA expedition captured a yellow sponge and pink sea star sitting side by side, and marine biologist Christopher Mah pointed out the obvious comparison.
[🎥: via/ NOAA]
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The reason why america is declining rn is bc hoes dont dream about living in LA or NYC anymore now hoes r dreaming about living in trashy ass Tampa, Florida.
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getting an adderall prescription so i can interrupt women faster and talk over them louder
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Nice to hear Brad Pitt is drinking again. Alcohol and its effects are awesome and fun to experience.
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stimulants aren’t enough anymore I need someone to follow me around my apartment with a gun to my head so I can finally do this fucking laundry
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NIGGA FUCK THE @astros MY CHILD SUPPORT MONEY IS GONE. @boymom1962 I NEED AN EXTRA WEEK TO PAY CHILD SUPPORT PLZZZZZZ DON’T TELL THE COURT. #help
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first date idea: we split a bottle of wild turkey and a bag of dust and then argue while la la land plays in the background





















