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Father of three, husband of one, Stack Overflow copy-paste expert, follow the mighty Fulham FC, Founder @scoot_software

London, UK
Joined October 2009
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Josh King, another one for Euro 2028 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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“I hope this email finds you well” How this email finds me:
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Although said supercomputer is rather unimaginatively predicting the three promoted sides to go back down.
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First Fulham action. 🤍
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To everyone that watched the game live overnight #MEXENG
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Best 9 in the world. RT if you agree.
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I’m sorry, but how has this not got more love for “KC and the sunshine banned”. Lovely stuff 👏
Tipping it down in Kansas City, no sign of the sun. KC and the sunshine banned. Looking forward to another non-commercial “Powerade Hydration Break” in the pouring rain, fans in ponchos, some have left. Dutch in Total control. Pitch holding up superbly. #TUNNED #FIFAWorldCup
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Pierre meets the squad
Pierre is Palace 🦅 We are delighted to confirm the appointment of Pierre Sage as Manager.

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Iran has demanded $300bn (£225bn) from the US to end the war in Iran and open up the Strait of Hormuz Follow the latest updates 👇 telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2…
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Repost if you’d like me to represent the UK at #Eurovision 2027.
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One of my fave Cena moments I saw live #TheLastTimeIsNow
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😭😭😭
You voted Joao Palhinha as Player of the Matchweek for his dominant performance in Spurs' 2-0 win against Man City 💪
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You voted Joao Palhinha as Player of the Matchweek for his dominant performance in Spurs' 2-0 win against Man City 💪
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How many #ffc fans are gonna clip up the first 5 seconds of this clip I wonder..?
Jake Hager talks about his frustrations with Tony Khan in AEW. Via @ChrisVanVliet
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>Spot of lunch yesterday🙈
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Chris Ballard retweeted
Jack Kelly meets Harry Wilson! 🎙️ Coming very soon! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 #FFC
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