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Frequently writing, periodically transcribing, always drumming

Canada
Joined November 2010
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" ... " - Charlie Chaplin
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Superman was 100% what I needed
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Hellboy in the Crooked Man trailer looking more like Hecklad.
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Koba wasn’t a bad guy he was an antagonist
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#RebelMoon is like the first draft of a poorly adapted self published comic book. All plot, and what little story there is was dryly told. If you liked it that’s great, but it belongs on the same shelf Battlefield Earth, Jupiter Ascending, and Mac & Me.
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Atlanta and Man Seeking Woman exist in the same world.
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My hips do lie about my ability to sit on the floor cross legged for more than 30 minutes
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I haven’t called it anything but the Sky Dome and I won’t call this app anything but Twitter.
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“No peanut products are allowed” Buys soy based Wow Butter which was made specifically for this reason “You can’t use that” Why not? “It looks like peanut butter” But it isn’t. “It might confuse and upset those with allergies” Does anyone here have an allergy? “No”
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I should start wearing glasses to show that time has passed
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I’m sick and tired of the constant vacuuming because of our two dogs. Next pet I get is going to be one of those naked cats.
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Every day there’s a little less of me to love.
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Put on Muppet Treasure Island for my 6yo and he said: “this looks like a show for 90 year olds.” and walked away.
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Making hot sauce by taste
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Whoa, I’m seeing double! Four Chris Hemsworth’s!
A bunch of girls told me I look just like Chris hemsworth haha. do you agree?
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This is without a doubt one of the most stressful videos I have ever watched.
Blue ringed Octopus. This woman was blissfully unaware that each blue ringed octopus has venom 1000 times more powerful than cyanide & enough to kill 20 humans in minutes! ☠️ The scary part is the bite is so small most humans won't even feel it... 🐙
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All the mirrors in my house are Wife Height Approved.
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The face is always forward
A psychological test where nobody can tell whether the person is moving left or right.
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