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Born at an incredibly young age, i grew to become older.

Joined July 2011
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@urthworm I know 😔 ... 🍎 really 💩 the bed.
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RT for an opportunity to win a free Minhas Creek shirt! One retweeter will be selected at random Monday. #beerswag
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We're closed tomorrow because we'll be partying/volunteering at Rock The Block, hosted by @BUSU37 .. And we think you should be there too!
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Only one more sleepy until Rock the Block featuring Helix, @dallassmith and @TheSheepdogs! Better hurry and grab your ticket. (BUSU office)
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Do I ask myself a question to set-up the next? Maybe. Do I ask myself another question so I can finally make my point? Yes.
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@urthworm I felt pretty good when I ate that kids Tootsie Pop :) He never saw that coming! #TootsiePop #MrOwl #HowManyLicks
Let's giveaway a pair of tickets to any game during this homestand! Just RT this tweet. The winner will be selected at 1 p.m.
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Brandon Police Service Media Release - 11 July 2013. Nothing significant to report for past 24 hours.
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Remember when we had that herb garden? Good thymes good thymes
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Come on, brain. You too, body.
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Back to work and of course it's sunny #classic #fucksakes
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tryed to help a bee cross the road and that joker stung my knee cap. no more mr nice guy
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#Wallis2013 Pee'se sink your money into this cause very important bye
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@urthworm holy fuck I just made 200 #wallace2013 campaign posters. I RUINED EVERYTHING!
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@urthworm yes your highness
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@urthworm - Brandon would either benefit greatly or burn to ashes with your election.
"We're crab people now, Dee."
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In my own way I guess i'm melancholy.
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ate a whole jar of honey mustard and now im ready to do some lunges and leg lifts.
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february. valentines day and black history month. a not so subtle reminder of how alone and white I am.