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@userjewels

22 she/her .

 9th circle of hell
Joined October 2017
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nil 🎧 || #boftwt ★@r0se_coloredboyNov 8
How fast the topic changes while talking with my friends
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paulina@thexviii_Feb 5
me in a gay bar at 4:45 am telling this to a gender ambiguous person with pale skin and black hair who i fully believe is sasuke uchiha
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M1das
@M1das_OW2Nov 4
it’s elon mosque now
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discredux@discreduxNov 4
#ForYouPage #ItsForYouMan
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LilChromie@BigChromieNov 4
We are turning the white house west to face mecca
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GL DiVittorio
@gldivittorioNov 3
Brought crime down to historic lows just to kill a man on main
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@NYCMayor) profile pictureMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
@NYCMayorNov 3
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RAGEGEARPROPS@RageGearPropsOct 31
Happy Halloween I dressed as mafia jungkook
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waff🎋🎍@outcasthermitOct 28
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bald ann dowd@ali_siviOct 28
it's important that you sleep with all of your electronics as close to your head as possible
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bumble🐝@n4micanflyxOct 26
yuki never fully choosing zero over her own great-grandfather was my villain origin story
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“he can’t have brain cancer he’s only 16 and shows no symptoms” patient: i can’t wait to go home and play genshin impact house:
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delaney@halvesrealOct 19
White people when u say u don’t like Geese
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jordyn 𑣲⋆@jordynceIesteOct 14
how it feels being the friend that doesn’t drive
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cashewrising@cashewrisingOct 13
celebrities, they’re just like us!
wor$t man in america (@slayyyter) profile picturewor$t man in america
@slayyyter2 Oct 2018
thinking about the time i did molly and later found out it was actually meth! lol i hate st. louis!
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Liberal Candace Owens@digayguiOct 12
smiling smiling smiling smiling smiling bitch you hella joy healing healing healing on me bitch you so serotonin
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feral stardust@celestialxsighOct 11
Do you wanna come to dinner with my parents and observe the unsaid lifelong dynamics that control every aspect of my life and unlock a new level of intimacy in our friendship or no
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𑣲lucy@unlimitedlovrOct 11
Replying to @fIuttercain
yurijirachi: i wanna strap my computer
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grovy@grovymangoOct 10
when a sad white girl picks up the acoustic guitar i get scared . no more sad girl guitar music . please grab a synth instead
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cumweiser@cumweiserOct 7
i bet living in maine and wearing a sweater feels good asf
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sofia@miwisevenOct 3
telling someone one of my hobbies is reading when i haven’t touched a published book in a year and have only been reading about two gay boys loving each other for ten months straight
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