Я дичайше извиняюсь, но что нахуй
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ever since someone pointed out that the bus stop sign was added in post i can’t unsee it
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The chances of being killed by a landmine delivered by a bear are low, but they are never zero.
Также хочется сказать, что это какое-то хуевое будущее денег, если для того, чтобы спиздить 5+ лярдов деняк безвозвратно, достаточно одному инженеру неудачно на массаж сходить, или как там он этот ноутбук проебал.
My son asked for a PS5 because GTA VI is coming out soon
“Absolutely not. That game rewards car theft, gun violence and reckless driving”
He started crying and went to his room
To my shock, a few days later my wife’s boyfriend Pierre surprised him with a brand new PS5 and preordered GTA VI
My son hugged him and said it was the best gift he had ever received
I pulled my wife aside and explained that her lover was exposing our child to American criminal culture
She didn't say a word, so the next morning I did the only thing a loving father could do
While my son was still asleep, I returned the PS5 to the store
Thanks to the EU consumer protection law, I received a full cash refund and used this money to buy him something far more appropriate
A refurbished Siemens laptop with parental controls, and no access to violent video games
When he woke up and realized the PS5 was gone, he started crying
One day he’ll understand that protecting children means rejecting American violent brainrot
StackOverflow такой: я что блядь шутка что ли
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Meanwhile en Armenia:
- La oposición propone crear un "Ministerio de Mujeres insatisfechas" para mejorar las tasas de natalidad.
- El portavoz del Gobierno les pregunta si van a estar sus madres.
El resto es historia y una oda al parlamentarismo post-soviético.
Enjoy.
Как вы думаете, почему?..
Conflict places more of the care burden on women and girls' shoulders.
#Peace and security require more than their unpaid labor.
Women and girls must be at the heart of peacebuilding.
🔗 See more on the @UN Secretary-General's report on #WomenPeaceSecurity: unwomen.org/en/articles/expl…
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Men/boys are the large majority of combat deaths in conflicts — omitted. Boys also do care work — omitted. Saying women & girls must be “at the heart” of peacebuilding is prioritisation, not equality. Higher unpaid care ratios occur because men are dying or fighting.
justsecurity.org/104722/gender-…
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