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Joined May 2021
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Hello, friends! Stuff has changed around a bit since last time ive used twitter so im going ahead and putting this here if thats okay New Twitch - twitch.tv/uzzdylan Youtube - youtube.com/@ussdylan Vods - youtube.com/@ussdylanlive
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So many ppl surprised that Notch is a chud and C418 isnt, Notch has been a cringe redpilled fedora wearing weirdo for 3 decades and I am glad everything he has done since minecraft has been massively unsuccessful and bad. (and minecraft is 10x better without him)
Replying to @notch
How do I learn to like rapist billionaires?
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a new whale lords in 2026 i couldnt be happier
We're off to Skykea - anybody want some meatballs? New game show loading...coming very soon 🐋
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this is probably engagement bait but i dont think this man has ever had an original thought ever, what an everyman opinion
Games I played Ranked from Goated to Trash
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i didnt finish watching this beyond "Bethesda Studios Presents" and i called all my friends and said ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING it is infact not happening
Fallout 3 October 28, 2008 #BGS40
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a 30 person difference with 4% of votes remaining might be the most anxious ive been all night
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im happy that the blue wave came thru but does that mean theyre gonna introduce state mandated use of pronouns like a nametag
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seeing other states go blue when you live in florida
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We got your back, New York!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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the music
Embark on your next journey to Tamriel in The Elder Scrolls VI: Sentinel.
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Me warning my friends on FaceTime before the police get me for my bbw face sitting stash
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dylan retweeted
the saddest little puppet in the world plays a minecraft horror modpack with @LiztheLizzzerd @uzzdylan @Jake_Stone1118 @alexdabigboi @remneedssleep 600 followers OMG (come see my marionette strings) live now, twlink below
600 FOLLOWER CELEBRATION! tonight at 6:40pm eastern playing the dread??? reborn??? modpack with liz, alex, and rem (and forgiving you of your sins) ((im so scared))
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Gonna be so honest, we r missing this week. Halloweentown and Undertow and other projects and festivities keeping me SO occupied
In case you've missed it! We've started putting out short weekly videos every Thursday of a few of us playing early Minecraft as we progress through each major update. Lots of nothing but something youtube.com/watch?v=Kd-umyPi…
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“We will see you…tomorrow night!” 15 years ago today, David Freese led an incredible comeback in Game 6 of the 2011 World Series!
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come hang out or u hate me
we're gonna feed dylan to the BEAST! and fish because we love FISHING! 7pm eastern with @remneedssleep, @sorayathenpc, and @ussdylan
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dylan retweeted
do not talk to me OR my clique again also we're live playing Gone Fishing (SPOOKY) in my pippi longstocking fit twlink below!
we're gonna feed dylan to the BEAST! and fish because we love FISHING! 7pm eastern with @remneedssleep, @sorayathenpc, and @ussdylan
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dylan retweeted
we're gonna feed dylan to the BEAST! and fish because we love FISHING! 7pm eastern with @remneedssleep, @sorayathenpc, and @ussdylan
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we're so back with episode 2 of my Undertow story TOMORROW! and plenty of spooky content to come (official 600 follower minecraft horror modpack................) so happy to have my pc back, missed you all 💙 stay foggy!
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bro was paid to tell people “Now this is the LAST time i’ll say it, stop 😡” for speaking against ai and is now trying to take an anti ai stance on twitter. you’re an adult man btw, grow up. anyways, back to more fun and important things!
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Keeper's Hours settles quietly over the Isle as the sun goes dark. The first day on Curlew's complete. See you tomorrow!
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