fad survivor. tweets are my own.

Joined April 2009
because we’re here on earth to fart around
It’s crazy to me people still don’t do grocery delivery in 2024. It’s like $5. Minimum wage is a higher dollar per hour.
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Liz Truss can make a comeback but I can’t? I was an Office Assistant for 50x the time she spent as the UK’s Prime Minister! And I’m 50x more useful, too.
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this is my world cup
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sorry i can’t come tonight, i’m watching the rock paper scissors simulator season finale
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I have to say, I was surprised by some of the things I learned writing this. For example, did you know ESB Networks quietly started monitoring every smart meter-connected house at 30 minute intervals in October? thegist.ie/the-gist-how-smar…
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PLEASE Don’t follow the advice of The Secretary of State for Health and Social Care Rt Hon Theresa Coffey @theresecoffey Only use prescribed antibiotics Finish the course Don’t use left over antibiotics Never share with others (Share widely)
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There's psychic debugging, and then there's this
My husband correctly guessed what caused today's Hacker News failure. He'd experienced it before. news.ycombinator.com/item?id…
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Word of the day is 'filipendulous' (19th century): hanging by a thread.
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Please don’t boo. Pass it on. #BritishGP #F1
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Any piece of music playback software incapable of sorting an artist by album release date should be prohibited. Who the fuck listens to albums alphabetically?
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Why #Pride is important #Pride2022 #PrideMonth 🌈
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The Treasury stopped funding for Crossrail 2 just 18 months ago, saying it would “free up investment" elsewhere…
PM Boris Johnson says mass transit is "vital" for levelling-up as it means people can travel from where they live to "where they can have a good high-wage, high-skilled job", and adds 'we should be getting on with Crossrail 2'. trib.al/nbOrHLl 📺 Sky 501 and YouTube
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Whenever I see Sam Ryder I just see Valtteri Bottas with long hair 😭 #F1 #Eurovision
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Help! Have you seen this bear? My daughter took her beloved bear (and originally mine so very old and precious to us) out with her last Saturday in Edinburgh around Eric Liddell centre/Holy Corner/@waitrose #Morningside area of Edinburgh. Reply or DM if you’ve seen him. Please RT
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It's been eight years since @aaronsw took his own life. Aaron had been charged with 13 felonies under the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act (#CFAA) for violating the terms of service on the @JSTOR database of scholarly articles. 1/
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Terminally ill people are treated worse than animals and Britain should legalise assisted dying as soon as possible, the Queen’s former physician has said thetimes.co.uk/article/dying…
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