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Have the scum Man U got a new sky sports channel??? Just wondering every fkn time I flick it on it’s all about scum ??? 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

7 years after “How dare you!”, Greta Thunberg is laughing her ass off at the climate movement.

It was the 6th of July, 5am in the morning, England had just knocked Mexico out of The World Cup in their own back yard! 😍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Life was good… 😮‍💨

🚨💰 - JUST IN: Mauricio Pochettino is expected to be backed with FUNDS in the January transfer window. [@TelegraphDucker]

A player. A coach. A manager. But above all else, a genuine Manchester United legend. Thank you, Michael ❤️ #MUFC

🚨 Jason Wilcox put Eddie Howe’s name forward to the Glazers and they said no chance.

The 3pm blackout isn’t about punishing fans. It’s not about stopping some Liverpool fan from Cornwall from watching ‘his team’. Lifting the 3pm blackout will massively affect the whole football pyramid. It’s about protecting lower league and non league clubs. Wrong on this one.

Despite having more ex-PMs than ever, only one of them is in the Commons They said Rishi Sunak would be straight off to California Today he asked a question about parking at a local railway station

Bring more balloons next home game you frauds.

🚨💣 BREAKING: MANCHESTER UNITED HAVE SACKED MICHAEL CARRICK WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT.

Not played enough minutes. And he’s still already lapped mainoo. Dark

🚨 JUST IN: Michael Carrick is due to TAKE Manchester United training tomorrow. But with club executives returning from meetings in Monaco, the expectation is they will now INFORM him of the decision to dismiss him face to face. #MUFC [@lauriewhitwell, @AdamCrafton_]

The BBC Hall of Shame: Jimmy Savile Stuart Hall Rolf Harris Huw Edwards Chris Denning Dave Lee Travis Mark Page John Mylrea Caine Tony Wadsworth Julie Wadsworth Duncan Bartlett Benjamin Wilkins Dylan Dawes Jonathan King Chris Langham Stephen Brookes Michael Rowell David Walliams Russell Brand The question is not just ‘Did the BBC institutionally cover up these offences over decades, enabling the abuse of youngsters?’ It’s also ‘Who else are we unaware of and still may be a danger to the public?’

Wilcox and Berrada ? 👀

Wearing a poppy in training 😂😂

Bully was picking on smaller kid and kid stands up for himself and beats him up on the school bus

If Mauricio Pochettino does leave the USMNT for Manchester United, his legacy in US Soccer is NOTHING. He didn’t win a single tournament, he leaves a project in the dust, when asked to produced results he ran. Nothing.

Sir Alex Ferguson at yanited:

Pochettino is one of these guys where if you appoint him, you HAVE to give him those 3 years minimum to build, fanbase included. Maybe people don’t like the appointment, but I don’t think you can be against the manager from the very start. I’ll personally be backing him.