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Jugglernaut; Sic mundus creatus est

Joined December 2009
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The black bar running all the way across the lights is horrendous. They clearly don't want the grille to sit in open space as it's a lot smaller now but that design choice was poor imo.
𝑶𝒕𝒔𝒊𝒍𝒆 𝑲@OtsileJK6h
Side-by-side pictures of the new and outgoing BMW X5 📸 by Bimmertoday
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It would appear that the only way to stop WhatsApp messages from piling up is to read them and not reply. Whenever I try to clear my inbox, I get 50 unread messages within the next coupe of hours.
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Tried to book a hotel and it kept saying "something went went wrong, your booking could not be completed." Changed my location to the UK via VPN, suddenly "Your booking is complete! 😊" Oya na
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Until it pops 3% or more in one go, we are still in the gulag
John Trades MBA
@JPATrades20h
*Checks Futures
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Nigerians are living in the walking dead. This is your present; your future is several magnitudes more severe. But I guess it's worth it for a few Land Cruisers.
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Sell everything lmao
The Spectator Index
@spectatorindex17h
BREAKING: Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva wins Brazil's presidential election
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I no dey sleep well for night. Nigeria dey give me bad dreams.
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The play here seems to be neocloud capitulation/consolidation (who will be consolidating I wonder?). Upside sha awaits if you bet on the right horse. As I said, hypergambling remains our future.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk22h
Replying to @chamath
Pretty much. As of the past few weeks, debt markets have almost entirely shut off access to money for any company that doesn’t have substantial revenue independent of AI data centers. SpaceX closed $40B of debt for GPUs, but we’re investment grade and have Starlink & launch revenue. That means the 200+ neoclouds are going to see guppy-level death and consolidation. Some will make it through, but not many.
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Osarogie Ogbonmwan@Osarogieee22h
Ignore the 2026 Prados and private jet trips, focus on macro economy and coastal road. 😬
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Elon is in competition with your favorite neoclouds so prepare for your red portfolios to look more red.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk22h
Replying to @chamath
Pretty much. As of the past few weeks, debt markets have almost entirely shut off access to money for any company that doesn’t have substantial revenue independent of AI data centers. SpaceX closed $40B of debt for GPUs, but we’re investment grade and have Starlink & launch revenue. That means the 200+ neoclouds are going to see guppy-level death and consolidation. Some will make it through, but not many.
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Multidimensional poverty Prado National cake Ebola El nino God I see what you are trying to tell me. I no dey come back again. E go be.
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They are sharing national cake as prado. Ebola come dey on top. You know when God is doing everything in his power to tell you to just stay where you are.
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Live footage of Nigerians and their government
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Going to bed every night knowing that I'm Nigerian.
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As long as you operate with the realisation that Nigeria is not a real place, you’ll be fine.
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God abeg
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Reading history: Germans 😡 Driving a BMW: Germans 🫡
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#OurShayla
Tyrese Gibson
@TyreseOct 24
#MyShayla
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Ah yes, the monolith that is “work”
Fog
@LadiesOfRedditOct 21
"I get a house for free, but I have to maintain it? I also have to do chores single people have to do for themselves anyway, and take care of my own children 😠" Feminism is just a woman demanding to live like an aristocrat with a retinue of servants tending to her every need
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I dey invest my small bar, market dey take the bar to gulag. Jehovah.
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