@vabnt

enormous hater, even bigger lover. the brain @bullshitlit.

 houston - philly
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Joined December 2014
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veronica, allegedly… retweeted
Adam Aaronson
@aaaronson8h
Most common first name in each league
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when you have an email to students about consent due at 7 but you’re balls-deep in your chatgpt rabbit hole at 6:45 @TempleUniv
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the dana carveyfication of rivers cuomo
weezer
@WeezerOct 22
You Can Weez Everything
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everyone is castrated now
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what are the odds two very different restaurants in different parts of the country come up with the exact same dish
Hoecake at Sao in Philadelphia

ALT Hoecake at Sao in Philadelphia

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ok fine it’s not the exact same the Sao one has smoked trout (i do not think this is enough evidence against platejacking)
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great volta. a true poet
alleé ⸆⸉ ❤️‍🔥@mo0nandsaturnOct 14
my friend was looking through this website for prison pen pals (do not ask me why, this is just the type of shit she does) and this one in particular is FRYING ME 😭 bro you’re bald, a murderer, and doing life in prison, you don’t get to be picky!
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it is with total sincerity that i say i would be honored to publish Roy Smith’s “Looking for New Ladies for Texting” on @bullshitlit
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god forbid a lady travel to the seaside to cure herself of consumption
Andy Langer@AndylangerOct 9
ACL Fest @jamestalarico
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veronica, allegedly… retweeted
kyle@kgeichOct 7
I, for one, am looking forward to the day that Wawa starts selling Oysters
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murderers botch murder
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it’s 2026. someone is playing “doses and mimosas” on touchtunes. everything is circular
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yeah the modernists were all gay as fuck but wow does joyce really get to the point about it
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ok we’ll get ‘em next time ottoman kempire
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veronica, allegedly… retweeted
jim (free palestine)@yung__meanOct 1
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gen z isn’t having sex because they’re all at the weezer concert
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i love my country philadelphia
Jimmy King
@Jimmyking35Sep 29
Ya know what hell yeah. Go Phillies #RingTheBell
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veronica, allegedly… retweeted
ArtButMakeItSports
@ArtButSportsSep 29
Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero
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WAKE UP OTTOMAN KEMPIRE OUR TIME IS NOW
Destiny Lugardo@destiny_lugardoSep 28
Otto Kemp is with the Phillies in Atlanta.
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“big furry jacket and little shoulder bag with adidas gazelles” is how i dressed myself when i was 15 and its funny that look is getting play nowadays
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