Darth Vader

Life would be so much better if the Imperial March played every time you walked into a room.

If Chewbacca was on Sesame Street, he'd be called Wookiee Monster.

LOL - Lots of lightsabers

I don't want to sound racist, but all Sand People look the same to me.

You can really tell a lot about a person based on their favorite Star Wars movie.

After an intense search for Droids, I finally decided to just buy an iPhone.

Never trust someone whose favorite Star Wars movie is The Phantom Menace.

I'd rather lose my arms and legs in a lightsaber battle than watch an entire Twilight movie.

I find the Kardashians' lack of dignity disturbing.

Jedi have swag, Sith have style.

I don't want to hear about how great your kids are, mine both have Jedi powers, beat that.

Manti Te'o's girlfriend and Alderaan have one thing in common, they don't exist.

Dude, where's my TIE Fighter?

There are infinite universes with infinite possibilities. That means somewhere you can force choke people.

Friends don't let friends not see Star Wars.

The Force is not strong with people who take lots of pictures of their face and post them online.

The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is with a good guy with a lightsaber.

Getting Chewbacca angry is a wookiee mistake.

If she's only seen the prequels, she's too young for you bro.

? Gun ? Knife ? Lightsaber