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Valerie

@valerieschleich

she/her living somebody’s dream and somebody’s nightmare in the far north

 Fairbanks, Alaska
valeriesalaska.blogspot.com/
Joined November 2009
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Just gettin daddier every day
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This dog eats garbage when she finds it. She ate a piece of kimchi earlier today. Two summers ago, she ingested a mouthful of FERTILIZER. But it’s the egg lick that’s gonna give her bad farts.
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And @Kentsteroo lost his mind today when she licked one of the ramen eggs after dinner. Because “eggs give you the worst farts!”
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This is my dog Tikka. She has terrible table manners and eats things off the table on the regular (don’t judge)
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What I’m good at: - hyponatremia - pneumonia - sepsis - heart failure What my family asks me about: - ear itch - boob pain - random rashes - “am I farting too much?”
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All I want to do is wear a thousand sweaters and cuddle my dog. Luckily she is okay with this
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My sister while doing online hip hop workouts with my parents: “you have to grab your crotch it looks cooler” #familythanksgiving
Can’t wait to look at the moon tonight
Nation’s Still-Undecided Voters: ‘Help, We Can’t Get Our Car Seatbelts Off’ bit.ly/3UgTXHm
White man trying to get his seatbelt off in a car.

ALT White man trying to get his seatbelt off in a car.

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The worlds most graceful person would still look like an idiot putting a coat on in an airplane seat
Heparin in a drip, drip, drip, so you'll never clot, whoa Heparin in a drip, drip, drip or a low-weight shot, whoa-oh-oh Give it to your patient, your patient's older Got a DVT in their frozen shoulder If it breaks off and decides to embolize They won't thrive
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Somebody literally just delivered 30 pizzas to the 15-ish staff in the ER today #MerryChristmas
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Update: final count was 160 pizzas. Anonymous. We are swimming in pizza. It’s a good swim.
All I want for Christmas is PUPPIES THAT DONT GROW UP
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The best time of year to be an ER nurse is dec 20th-25th because the world feels sorry you have to work the holiday and they assuage their guilt with literally hundreds of snacks #merrychristmas
The dogs really love the fresh ❄️ and I love the ☀️ . . #dogoftheday #dogsofinstagram #snowplay #itsalwayswinterhere @ Fairbanks, Alaska instagram.com/p/CWByCuDh7AYL… – at Fairbanks, AK
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ppl are mad about the Iditarod requiring the covid vaccine but I’m like… y’all remember the history of the race, right??? RIGHT???
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Figured out my password to Twitter after a few years but the only thing that’s changed is I spend a lot more money on subscriptions now #growth
My upstairs neighbor got an electric guitar so now I guess my life is just listening to a halting rendition of Seven Nation Army forever #thinceilings
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“Mufasa’s death is one of the most heart-wrenching movie scenes ever. There’s no way to make it any more sa-“ – at Texas, USA
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