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Val St. Claire

@vallyo

BLM // ACAB // Slouching towards 4/20/69 🤘🏻

 Seattle, WA
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Joined March 2009
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FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK IT’S NOT ‘COMEDIENNE’ IT’S ‘COMEDIANETTE’
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natasha lyonne
@nlyonne12 Feb 2021
If I were a lawyer, I’d be proud to be a cat.
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natalie@fistfulofhollas7 Jan 2021
how to unclench jaw
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qdot@qDot5 Jan 2021
*** SOUND ON *** This is the most important competitive dog dancing (or as we call it in the industry, "heelwork to music") video you will ever see.
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Spent the evening in bed with my dog watching videos of @LilyTomlin from the ‘60s and reading @Janefonda’s blog. Technically the best Xmas I’ve ever had 😁 but my... how I’ve aged this year 🤔
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Y’all boyfriends be UGLY they ruin y’all pictures omg stop posting them!
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@cher23 Dec 2020
🐥🐣I have to take shower wash Hair. It Can Get Better🎄❤️💋
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natalie@fistfulofhollas23 Dec 2020
anyone else eat hot dogs with white bread wrapped around them as a kid bc your parents refused to splurge on special hot dog bread
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Rakesh Satyal@rakeshsatyal22 Dec 2020
No one is writing the wrong year on their checks this January I can effing tell you that
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angel haze@AngelHaze22 Dec 2020
Do u guys meditate
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WHO IS THE NAVY FIGHTING THAT THEY NEED $4,000,000,000?
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@cher10 Dec 2020
Hey
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natalie@fistfulofhollas27 Nov 2020
comedians love to be like "ok I finally broke down & joined tiktok!! 😬 lol whhhyyy??? follow me if you want, who cares, we'll see 😅...maybe I'll get instantly famous but idk.... probably not but how weird would that be 🙈 !"
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Jerry Daepoto@daeshikjr13 Jun 2020
Everyone keeps asking who we wanna run for mayor to get Durkan out and tbh I’m personally not there yet. I’m still dreaming of a world where we tear it all down and don’t need a mayor, police, or capitalism.
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All this hand-wringing about #CHAZ, and yet the rich in Seattle already have AZs: Broadmoor, Highlands, Blue Ridge, etc. They just don't give away food and let everyone in to theirs.
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Wajahat Ali
@WajahatAli10 Jun 2020
KAEPERNICK SHOULDN'T KNEEL! DON'T BRING POLITICS INTO SPORTS! IT'S DIVISIVE! WHAT?!?! OF COURSE, I'M BRINGING MY CONFEDERATE FLAG TO NASCAR EVENTS! HOW DARE YOU STOP ME? FREE SPEECH!
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hafsa@heavybagofbones11 Jun 2020
Bitches redistributing their unemployment money while rich ppl hoard their wealth it’s sick i tell u
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Eric Hynes@eshynes7 Jun 2020
They’re playing professional baseball in Korea in front of stuffed animals. This should be a permanent change.
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Here are some things that abolition does not mean: 1) reform 2) a new kind of police 3) getting rid of police and leaving jails, prisons, military & capitalism in tact 4) a one time event 5) something the capitalist state can enact as a policy fix, or hold as a process
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