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Every broken up couple should get a televised sit down with Andy Cohen a year into their separation
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You can’t possibly trust somebody that allows Coke Zero into their body. And certainly never a soul that pretends Diet Coke and Coke Zero are the same thing
You could send me anywhere in the world and I’ll always come back loving Lahore even more than I did before
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my ex boyfriend used to get genuinely Mad at me for being Too cute because he said it was really Hard on him cuz it made him feel Really bad if he messed Up. There's really Levels to this Cute shit
After much immersive and intensive research over the past ~2 years I have managed to develop the male equivalent of the Madonna-whore complex: the Adam-Beast dichotomy . You’re welcome
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if it’s ever going to be a choice between me and another person always pick the other person because you are Not going to be smart trusting me after you made it seem like there would ever even be a choice #hypothetically




