real housewife of my own imagination
New York
Joined April 2011
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I wonder if the usps can return to sender to everyone who addresses me as Mrs. Husband’s first and last name
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@NJTRANSIT do your drivers know they don’t have to absolutely SLAM on the brakes? They could ease into it every once in a while.
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Hi @NJTRANSIT is it standard protocol for drivers to abandon their buses in the bus stop? Asking for me and the other passengers who have to wander out into the street to catch our bus. Thanks!
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@NJTRANSIT me again. Asking what your issue is with the 64 route bus? Why does it just not show up?
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@NJTRANSIT once again leaving us all stranded at Hudson and Columbus where 6 busses worth of passengers are waiting… why do we even pay you?
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Getting one of these is still one of my best Disney Parks memories
The “Year of a Million Dreams” (that somehow lasted 26 months) was a coast to coast Disney promotion where guests could win a stay in the castle. In actuality this baby was the real prize: a dream Fast Pass to every available ride! We got jack, did anyone actually win?
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It’s because we’re all rewatching Grey’s on tiktok
People magazine roasted for making ‘irrelevant’ Patrick Dempsey ‘Sexiest Man Alive’: ‘It’s not 2005’ trib.al/BvDMBbT
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@Starbucks how do I cancel a mobile order? I didn’t realize the store was running on a 45 minute lead time when I ordered.
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A LITERAL CRIME
Signature Cheesy Barbecue Brisket Removed From Geyser Point Bar & Grill Menu at Disney’s Wilderness Lodge
buff.ly/45TvTzo
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Taylor Swift 100% wrote Last Kiss after watching the bomb episodes of Grey’s Anatomy and I can’t be convinced otherwise
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The biggest cross over since That’s So Suite Life of Hannah Montana
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Not to be hyperbolic but if this music is the same or worse than Enchantment my wedding will actually be ruined
RUMOR: EPCOT’s New Nighttime Spectacular Luminous Delayed After Pinar Toprak Musical Score Fails to Meet Expectations.
wdwnt.com/2023/09/rumor-epco…
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@NJTRANSIT me again. Let’s talk about the fact that the 64 route from Lakewood to Jersey City has had 3 breakdowns in the last month. Might be time to do something
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@NJTRANSIT what is the point of scheduling your buses 10 minutes apart if they’re both going to arrive at the exact same time? Once again the 64 route is late
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@Wawa @dotspretzels what a bummer to get to the beach and find out the snacks you bought this morning expired 9 months ago
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Hey @NJTRANSIT bus 5394 is parked without in the bus stop blocking other busses from pulling into the stop at Columbus and Hudson in Jersey city.
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Hi @sweetgreen I love you but you have to stop making my salad be ready 20 mins before the time I scheduled it till be ready.
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