karo

ew i can sense men circling my account i promise you i’ll actually wish death on you and expose everything you’ve done to society leave me tf alone

why are my bangers always about serious topics? guys i have so much lighthearted shit to put you guys on to pls give me a chance

13 bookmars like human dynamics will change like a kalshi sports bet

being a barca fan who’s just happy to be here after everything we lived through when i know we got serious problems to deal with

i’ve dated so many people but i’ve only ever been in one relationship? anyone struggling to understand is either very illiterate or the problem

just spent the first two hours of work plucking my eyebrows

sending my managers a ✨scenic✨ pic for why i’m late

didn’t understand the “birds” term until i saw an old person feed them garbage thats bad for them they really do flock omg

pls we all gotta have patience for each other

probably perfectly fine and richer from the evil things they endorse and exploit, sadly just the way of capitalism

miami sports

need a job that lets me play with my switch and tweet on the clock

loafing the way cats do looks so comfy i’m jealous

having a ki

pls don’t talk to me about twitter circles i get very emotional about the declining state of our world

closing with the other coworker who also doesn’t gaf