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⠀⠀ ⠀᭥ ᥒіᥴk / ȷіmmᥡ ۪. mᥲᥣᥱ ݁   —⠀⠀ ᥒ᥆ ძᥒі / і 𝖿ᑲ m᥆s𝗍⠀⁔⠀ ⍴rі᥎: @vergerish ⠀⠀ — ⠀14   —  ☭

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Joined August 2026
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mᥲs᥆ᥒ ᥎ᥱrgᥱr ᥆𝖿 #shedrtwt retweeted
Anyone remember when the person running the kitchen nightmares YouTube channel went crazy making the thumbnails
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mᥲs᥆ᥒ ᥎ᥱrgᥱr ᥆𝖿 #shedrtwt retweeted
using twitter in public with full brightness and no privacy screen protector whatever happens next is apart of god's plan
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mᥲs᥆ᥒ ᥎ᥱrgᥱr ᥆𝖿 #shedrtwt retweeted
texan oomf #BlueWave
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mᥲs᥆ᥒ ᥎ᥱrgᥱr ᥆𝖿 #shedrtwt retweeted
Humans are not fucking real
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mᥲs᥆ᥒ ᥎ᥱrgᥱr ᥆𝖿 #shedrtwt retweeted
Homer rlly be an alcoholic strangling his son and we’re all just okay with that
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mᥲs᥆ᥒ ᥎ᥱrgᥱr ᥆𝖿 #shedrtwt retweeted
watching oomfs twitter acc blow up and them liking your tweets less often
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mᥲs᥆ᥒ ᥎ᥱrgᥱr ᥆𝖿 #shedrtwt retweeted
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mᥲs᥆ᥒ ᥎ᥱrgᥱr ᥆𝖿 #shedrtwt retweeted
The bit of the Ominous Banner being the equivalent of a swastika in minecraft is hilarious to me. Imagine if Hitler just put his face on a flag instead
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mᥲs᥆ᥒ ᥎ᥱrgᥱr ᥆𝖿 #shedrtwt retweeted
being into 60s 70s musicians is so depressing everyone is just... dead and half of them died way too young
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mᥲs᥆ᥒ ᥎ᥱrgᥱr ᥆𝖿 #shedrtwt retweeted
Mf be choking on 40 dicks per minute but low class food is too much
Nearly a year later that second clip still pmo so bad bc literally no one is making you eat the eggs you don’t need to wince and choke it back to be extra sad/pathetic. Blitz made bacon, sausage, pancakes literally just don’t eat the eggs
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mᥲs᥆ᥒ ᥎ᥱrgᥱr ᥆𝖿 #shedrtwt retweeted
For all my us friends
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mᥲs᥆ᥒ ᥎ᥱrgᥱr ᥆𝖿 #shedrtwt retweeted
sexting, 2026: ‘so what are your government sanctioned interests and kinks?’
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mᥲs᥆ᥒ ᥎ᥱrgᥱr ᥆𝖿 #shedrtwt retweeted
Probably he fell in love. I assume.
Why didn’t Abdul El-Sayed marry an Egyptian? Why an Indian of all ethnicities on this earth?
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mᥲs᥆ᥒ ᥎ᥱrgᥱr ᥆𝖿 #shedrtwt retweeted
this is what the average lesbian friend group looks like
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mᥲs᥆ᥒ ᥎ᥱrgᥱr ᥆𝖿 #shedrtwt retweeted
on edrtwt while at the doctors
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mᥲs᥆ᥒ ᥎ᥱrgᥱr ᥆𝖿 #shedrtwt retweeted
stop watching those "how 400 cals look" videos bcs they're fake most of the time
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Deadass started crying in the car because we put on a song my little brother (10) really loves and he was quietly singing along. I've literally never heard him sing 😭😭 sweetest noise ever I'm dying
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mᥲs᥆ᥒ ᥎ᥱrgᥱr ᥆𝖿 #shedrtwt retweeted
eating junkfood that i bought with my grown up money infront of my 10 year old brother
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mᥲs᥆ᥒ ᥎ᥱrgᥱr ᥆𝖿 #shedrtwt retweeted
This ed got me excited for food im eating in a week 😭
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mᥲs᥆ᥒ ᥎ᥱrgᥱr ᥆𝖿 #shedrtwt retweeted
The UK government, for some reason:
I bet you're naked under your clothes pervert
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