it's so crazy how my cat can lick herself with her gross fish breath tongue and then somehow her fur smells like baby powder and toasted marshmallows and fabric softener and love
they're kicking me out of the discord server for missing out on claiming someone's anime guy without realizing in waifu gambling I'm so fucking sorry
I keep forgetting to use this twitter account cause I'm too busy on dan and phil twitter my bad here's some pics
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I give terrible head and I’m awful in bed and I don’t cook or I don’t clean and I’m selfish and I don’t wanna have kids and I hate men
heard my bff's wedding song on the work playlist today and started tearing up behind the till which is probably normal right



















