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Ayrshire girl born and bred. Marketeer, Mummy to 2 kids & wifey to Kris. Family is everything 🥰 What’s for you won’t pass you by. 🙂 (she/her)

Scotland
Joined June 2009
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“I just wanted to tell you I won Star Caker in Bake Week” 😂 Oh Janusz, never change! ❤️❤️ #GBBO
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RULES OF DECEMBER 1. Chocolate must be kept behind tiny doors 2. All bells must jingle 3. Days are to be renamed 'sleeps' 4. Shopping is now an extreme sport 5. GOLD RINGS 6. Mariah Carey will follow you everywhere 7. The following emojis are now acceptable🎄❄️☃️🎁 #December1st
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Currently nobody in British shops knows who is and who is in fact not in the queue
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I’m really enjoying the season finale of The UK.
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Our coaches, Scott and Fiona tell us why they love coaching here at the centre! We are looking for someone to join their team, think you've got what it takes? Apply before Monday! sportscotland.org.uk/jobs/va…
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He was my father. I loved him.
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VACANCY || We are looking for a Business Development Manager. Someone enthusiastic about promoting our centre and passionate about supporting our customer service delivery. Apply before 12 February. sportscotland.org.uk/jobs/va…
How to wrap a present: 1. Cut the paper 2. That's too much 3. That's not enough 4. You've run out of paper 5. Just use a giftbag instead 6. The paper is laughing at you, isn't it?
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I love people saying “I don’t recognise ANY of these people’ as if we’ll think it makes them sound clever. #ImACeleb
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It’s NEVER OK to victim shame… #TheLastLeg
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Snailgate. #GBBO
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"Honey, do you think we've saved up enough for the new iPhone?" #AppleEvent
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Here's what @ScotGovFM @NicolaSturgeon will see when she officially opens @InverclydeNSTC today w/ @ClydesdAileen. Live on Facebook pre-12pm
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First Minister @NicolaSturgeon arrives to officially open @InverclydeNSTC #InverclydeOpen
Pulling in the same direction: CEO Stewart Harris and @ScotGovFM @NicolaSturgeon @InverclydeNSTC #InverclydeOpen
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Me when Sansa said "How do you plead......Lord Baelish?" #DemThrones #ThronesYall #GoTS7Finale #GameOfThrones
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Viki Nocker retweeted
Pfft, some throw that! Sign him up @TeamGB #GameOfThones #GOT
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Why not just stay in bed today? What are they going to do, fire you? You know too much, they couldn't run that place without you.
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Viki Nocker retweeted
Arya Stark murdering all of the Freys. Karma #GameofThrones #Gots7 teapaw.org/Torres3203/status/8868…
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