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Yes, I'm a gatekeeper and a hater. I'm also god's favourite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. 🏴 @quietfag

no minors, probably
Joined February 2020
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TWO-DRINK MINIMUM ENFORCED BY AIRCRAFT
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bankers misquoting lenin. sell everything
a text from the Head of Asset Allocation at a major global bank, regarding this week's news:
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oh good
LUTNICK: WE DON'T HAVE A PLAN ABOUT THE DOLLAR
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my IJN admiral told me american cap keeps eating his kamikazes so i asked how many kamikazes he has and he said he just goes to the flight school and gets new kamikazes afterwards so i said it sounds like hes just feeding cadets to american cap and then his xo started crying
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Little kid on the plane to Boston says “do they speak english there?” and his mom says “kinda!”
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Need 25 dollars and a black sharpie ASAP
need 25 dollars asap
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i like when im cuddling with a girl and then she falls asleep and starts twitching like a dog in her sleep
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gotta be HMS Hood
what was your biggest ship loss? like, the ship you cared about the most that ended badly?
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Of all the things that sit on a modern gunbelt chem lights are the most chewable
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"you're supposed to be in bed" no I'm supposed to be in your arms why do you think I'm texting you at 3:36 in the morning
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tenetposting in the group chat
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i like the whole gondor/mordor thing. all cities should have an evil version right across the river, like DC and arlington
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Democrats vow to abandon new segment of their base every month until morale improves
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I blacked out and woke up with this on my screen
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OH, YOU WOULDN'T WANNA SEE ME HEALTHY.
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it is very telling that “BIOS”, in addition to being an acronym, is also the Greek word for “life”. meanwhile, “UEFI” is, of course, ancient Greek for “unified extensible firmware interface”
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🚨BREAKING🚨 The Canadarm has responded to US tariffs on Canada by holding astronaut Suni Williams hostage outside the International Space Station
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