@violetstorm_
 Atlanta, GA
Joined December 2022
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Had to stop myself today and laugh cuz I said "I'll edge, you blow" to one of my coworkers. Why does landscaping sound so pervy LMAO
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Piko🐧@PikoPinguino15h
how i feel sending a dm
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Man I comment my condolences on ONE post about someone's cat dying and my entire timeline every couple posts is someone else's cat dying. PLEASE STOP???
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Libriscent
@libriscentOct 20
TO ALL FVCKN AVOIDANTS: stop calling someone “too much” just because they finally react after months of your bullsh*t. you don’t get to keep someone confused, give them mixed signals, and then act offended when they finally stand up for themselves.
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Just made dinner who wants some
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feyisayo 💸
@feyisznOct 17
It’s actually crazy how you grow up thinking home-cooked meals every day are just normal, then get older and realise how much time and effort it took your Mom to make that happen and how lucky you were to have that.
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“Squirrel logic: if it fits in my cheeks, it’s mine. If it doesn’t fit, I’ll make it fit. If someone is watching… still mine.”🐿️🥜🤪🤣🤣
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If they don't drunk text you they do not like you btw
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@violetstorm_30 Nov 2025
Replying to @riwooss
There's something super cute about drunk texts. Like aww babe you can't even see straight and you're still thinking of lil ol me?
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My wife: "Don't touch that plate. It's hot." Me touching the plate:
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Can someone explain the science of female cats always being obsessed and clingy with me but male cats avoid me like the plague 😔
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Australians be like "Just say naur to drugs" 😭
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It's time we had a conversation why they never even followed through with this twist in the sequel. Deadass they acted like nothing happened
Good Man@WhatyamccaulitOct 6
Jamie too, anybody could get it lol
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yuri@hanyuri167Oct 4
Idk how to flirt, but I’d definitely ruin my sleep schedule just to stay up talking to you a little longer. Somehow, you’d always be worth the tired mornings.
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Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 3
Today is National Boyfriend Day.
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Many times lol Bacterial meningitis at age 7. Choked on a penny at age 4 Pulled into a riptide on two different occasions. Fell off a dock and nearly drowned at age 8 Got hit by a pick up truck walking home from school at 16 Stabbed when me and my friend were messing around with my katana My appendix burst inside of me and needed emergency surgery Cut a major artery and needed a blood transfusion.
Sonder 🌹 🌟
@SonderisfonOct 2
What’s the closest you’ve ever come to dying? 😳
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Pixie@PixiepluxOct 2
Being a yearner in this fuckass generation is tough
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American healthcare is so fuckin stupid cuz please tell me why I'm paying 500 dollars and the only thing they did was remove wax out of my ear.
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Keep your head up, Keep your heart strong.
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