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An Irishman had the last laugh at his funeral with a gag from beyond the grave that had mourners in tears of laughter. Shay Bradley organized the recording that was done in one take, over a year before the funeral to be played after his coffin was lowered to the ground
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Gone in 61 seconds. The keys were left near the front door.
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馃ぃI live with these two nut cases 馃ぃawww but I love them 馃惥XxX馃惥
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So very true Have you ever thought about this? In 100 years like in 2123 we will all be buried with our relatives and friends. Strangers will live in our homes we fought so hard to build, and they will own everything we have today. All our possessions will be unknown and unborn, including the car we spent a fortune on, and will probably be scrap, preferably in the hands of an unknown collector. Our descendants will hardly or hardly know who we were, nor will they remember us. How many of us know our grandfather's father? After we die, we will be remembered for a few more years, then we are just a portrait on someone's bookshelf, and a few years later our history, photos and deeds disappear in history's oblivion. We won't even be memories. If we paused one day to analyse these questions, perhaps we would understand how ignorant and weak the dream to achieve it all was. If we could only think about this, surely our approaches, our thoughts would change, we would be different people. Always having more, no time for what's really valuable in this life. I'd change all this to live and enjoy the walks I've never taken, these hugs I didn't give, these kisses for our children and our loved ones, these jokes we didn't have time for. Those would certainly be the most beautiful moments to remember, after all they would fill our lives with joy. And some of us waste it day after day with greed, selfishness and intolerance. Every minute of life is priceless and will never be repeated, so take time to enjoy, be grateful for, and celebrate your existence.
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Nature is amazing! A camera recorded from start to finish how a bird built its nest and had its chicks.
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Gorilla babies curiously check a wildlife photographer bowing his head to avoid intimidation. Parent Gorilla uses body language to tell them to be gentle against him.
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This took me a second.. 馃槀
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After decades of suffering in the smallest orca tank in the world, Lolita has finally found peace in death. Let's honour her memory by refusing to support marine parks and advocating for coastal sanctuaries 馃挃 #RIP #Lolita #EmptyTheTanks
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Little puppy having fun.. 馃槉
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I hate doing this, but I am desperate for sales, as currently a few hundred pounds short of being able to cover my bills this month. Please, if you鈥檝e ever thought about buying from me, now would be a great time. Even if all you can do is retweet this, I鈥檇 be so grateful (1/2)
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Public Service Announcement to help us all lead better lives .. You can thank me later 馃憤
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We all deserve the same respect 馃惥鉂わ笍馃惥
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Any one know this wanker?!!! I hate bullies. Do yer stuff twitter.
Replying to @DuckClubbing
Be a shame if this got retweeted.
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Friction? What friction? 馃槀
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He changed his mind.. 馃槀
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Blind veteran Clive is competing in the 2023 World #Archery #Para Championships in the Czech Republic this week! Will you hit that retweet button to spread the word and show your support? Post-competition update coming soon...
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Pretend to be on the phone and say your dog鈥檚 favorite words.. Watch until the end.. 馃槀 馃帴 IG: kirby.the.pup
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I feel so sorry for everyone involved in this: for the Edwards family, for the complainants, and for Huw himself. No criminal offences were committed, so it鈥檚 a purely personal tragedy for everyone involved. Let鈥檚 hope the press leave them all alone now.
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Retweet if you remember a pay packet like this.
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