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Jensen gets a job at Dunder Mifflin. Incredible 😂
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This wins the internet today.
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That time the SpongeBob voice actors played themselves in a bit
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Californians trying to sneak into Florida after ruining Texas. 😂
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This is not the smartest move from a profit-maximizing standpoint btw, but there must be some room in this world for sentimentality or what’s the point?
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In order to work through more of the Cybertruck order backlog, production will be extended through the end of summer 2027
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Make this happen!
An open offer to Tesla: We fully support putting Cybercab first, and we’d be glad to take the Cybertruck line off your hands. We’d fund it with a consortium of investors and run it at no cost to Tesla’s floor space, headcount, or focus. All of that goes to Cybercab. Cybercab gets first call on battery cells too. We’ll wait our turn. Tesla gains incremental profit: a license fee, plus FSD and Robotaxi network revenues on every vehicle built. We’d build the Cybertruck, a three-row CyberSUV, and an unmanned CyberCargo hauler. More autonomous miles, across every surface of this planet and beyond. Worth a conversation?
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Tesla has updated estimated delivery times for Cybertruck again. Before the site gave an estimate of March - June 2027, but now it just says “Fuck You”
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All the big influencer accounts appear to be afraid to say anything negative about Tesla. Afraid of being unfollowed. Afraid of losing reposts by Tesla and Elon. And afraid of not being invited to future events. Stand up for what you believe in. You owe it to your followers and to yourself. One day, it'll be the FSD subscription that gets canceled in order to prioritize the Robotaxi. Now is your time to hold people accountable.
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An open offer to Tesla: We fully support putting Cybercab first, and we’d be glad to take the Cybertruck line off your hands. We’d fund it with a consortium of investors and run it at no cost to Tesla’s floor space, headcount, or focus. All of that goes to Cybercab. Cybercab gets first call on battery cells too. We’ll wait our turn. Tesla gains incremental profit: a license fee, plus FSD and Robotaxi network revenues on every vehicle built. We’d build the Cybertruck, a three-row CyberSUV, and an unmanned CyberCargo hauler. More autonomous miles, across every surface of this planet and beyond. Worth a conversation?
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"If somebody is holding a candlelight vigil because they love your product so much, maybe you should make more of it." - Elon Musk on GM cancelling the EV1
"If I asked the customer what they wanted, they would have said more triangular Cybertrucks" Elon Musk, maybe.
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If AI is not art, then explain this If they ever did this move it would cost billions, and break the box office Well done Jaxon_Flix, legends
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📐 Cybertruck Memories
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Sorry to have to say this, but Tesla needs a leader that builds the Model 2, a larger SUV and lets you buy Optimus and prioritizes FSD on consumer vehicles. This could be @elonmusk, but based on current actions, it doesn’t look like it should be. FSD hardware has not changed on new cars while the Cybercab has received more powerful hardware, new cameras, Starlink, camera washers and more. If you want the future to be pro-consumer, it needs to change.
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Turns out the biggest “Tesla Killer” is… Tesla
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No other vehicle has given me adventure like @cybertruck and I am blessed and thankful to have had this experience. These days I say: “@Tesla ruined cars for me, Cybertruck ruined Teslas for me.” I’m sad to see this chapter coming to a close. We spent the last several years dunking on a world that doubted the truck over and over again. Not many people get a chance to own something like this, and to experience what I have, and it’s because of the hard work of so many people that made this truck a reality. These are passionate car enthusiasts that care more about best solutions than anything else. Without the passion of so many at Tesla, Cybertruck would never have been made. So to those who spent so much of their life on Cybertruck, I thank you. It has been the experience of a lifetime owning this truck.
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Llegamos a Argentina el 20 de Noviembre
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You can buy another vehicle, but you will spend the rest of your life thinking about me
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Texas has fallen. Florida's new governor is ready. 🐊
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