☦️ husband dad Toast. Uniforms. Movies. Hoagies. An occasional beer.

Rio Tokyo Cairo Paris Crafton
Joined October 2015
I have peaked.
Replying to @vmpops
Jaker pulling up to the after party.
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There is a internet rabbit hole about Mrs Puff on SpongeBob being a serial murderer in hiding. It's very convincing.
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JakeR (retired from trolling) retweeted
Syracuse Week 9 helmets.
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I mean no disrespect. Elliott Gould was a big star. But I legit have no idea how or why.
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Replying to @vmpops
Can't say I've ever seen one. But I feel like I should post this. It's criminally underrated. Like Molly Hatchet or Cheap Trick.
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Incredible
The Bird enjoying life in 1976! 😊
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In my entire existence on this app, I've met 4 mutuals IRL. There is a 5th who I knew before the internet existed.
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Met old timer in a business setting once from 🇬🇧. Claimed was in plumbing school hundred yrs ago. Walked past grounds of Wolverhampton Wanderers FC on way to school. Rash of injuries, makes practice squad, ends up playing 3 games. Yrs later, internet happens. He was lying.
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This is the Billy Sims or Alex English or Al Oliver of candy bars. A high performer, recognized by ball knowers.
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The replies, LOL
All them fascists bound to lose! Congrats Brazil!!
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Asahi draft in a Korean joint. 10/10.
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No edits in two years.
My Wikipedia page be like: Early life The Incident Marriage to Mrs Jaker (we can't believe it either) Career Fatherhood Lifetime Anxiety w/ Pitt Sports Escape & Rehabilitation Twitter Era Smashing of Enemies Rise to Power as Realignment Czar Pardon of Billy Jack Thursday
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May the Lord lift him up. Legend.
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Actual photo of the plans I had for my life.
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Curtains for Zooshka!
Chrishell Stause and partner G Flip split after four years trib.al/P4uTCH5
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I have an old high school friend who is tall of stature. We used to drink beer. Still see him now and then. But I saw a guy today who is his functional clone, except a foot shorter. Like 6'4" vs 5'4". It was stunning. Even the hair. Like seeing a large pizza vs a medium.
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JakeR (retired from trolling) retweeted
Replying to @vmpops
Mine last Wednesday in Squirrel Hill. Always hits.
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Uncle Sam's Subs, North Fayette. Ultra Mushroom cheesesteak. My photography does not do it justice. 10/10 as always. Miss that old man, his way with language was AMAZING.
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No lies detected.
I agree. Iron Maiden is the greatest band of all time.
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JakeR (retired from trolling) retweeted
Wedding soup and bread. 60 Minutes.
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