@vocalcry

minor goddess

 Miami Beach, FL
Joined January 2022
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  • Followers29.3K
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What’s the point of having 29K followers if none of you are willing to post on reddit for me? 😒
Circe
@vocalcry8h
Are any of you able to post to the h3h3productions subreddit? I need a favor.
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I think Japan is underrated
alexine 🏴‍☠️
@alexinexxx14h
i think japan is overrated
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Are any of you able to post to the h3h3productions subreddit? I need a favor.
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Pepsi drinkers are the Android users of the soda world
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All the people I follow with good taste love the new Nathan Fielder movie and the ones with bad taste hate it. Curious!
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“Why is the movie not a different movie” is certainly a take
andres@DblAuntAndresOct 24
absolute s-tier opening sentence here
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arrived in miami and the first thing i see is a rooster on the sidewalk
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not him writing a birthday post to himself 😭😭
Elizabeth Holmes
@ElizabethHolmesJan 12
Happy Birthday my one, @per_asp3ra You are electric sunsets. You are auroras. You are breathtaking waterfalls. You are the sweetest dessert. You are the rays of light. You are all that is divine. You are simply awe inspiring. Happy birthday my love. I am loving you beyond space and time. Everything is for you. It always will be.
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Just remembering that time I got into a spat with the Elizabeth Holmes account last year after accusing them of posting slop under her name and I was right
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My biggest issue with ‘You Can See Everything’ is that it was three hours too short
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If there had been a three-hour follow-up movie diving deeper into “You Can See Everything” immediately after we finished watching it, I think we would have stayed to watch it
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Literally said the same thing in the theater
Ben Dreyfuss
@bendreyfussOct 23
YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING is great but Billy Evans is right about whisking eggs.
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At least he dressed his wife as Thing 1 and not Thing 2
🎀 𝒷𝓊𝓃𝓃𝓎 🎀
@bunnydarlingxoxOct 23
ethan klein dressing his wife and his affair partner up as Thing One and Thing Two for halloween is SICK AND TWISTEDDDDD
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I have no idea who any of the people involved are but this is so funny
🐦‍⬛🏝️@wearegoldenincOct 23
Replying to @Salvo1st
Homie was crushing Ann frank when he had Hellen Keller at home smh
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Really fascinated by the phenomenon of people saving their dumb or embarrassing questions for ChatGPT because don’t want Claude to lose respect for them
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The right is one of the last bastions of taboo homoeroticism left in our society and we shouldn’t take that from them
Swamp Watch
@Swamp__WatchOct 22
NEW: Three men are now claiming to have had sex with Lindsey Graham as male escorts. Graham opposed LGBTQ+ rights throughout his life.
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GTA6 marketing is getting really creative
NBC News
@NBCNewsOct 21
A Florida man was found dead in his home during a welfare check in July 2022. Weeks later, one of the officers who discovered his body moved into the home and spent years impersonating him, according to investigators. nbcnews.com/news/us-news/off…

Officer who found man dead in Florida home allegedly moved in, renovated and assumed his identity...

Brian Louis Sguros, 35, had responded to the Lauderhill home in July 2022 for a welfare check.

nbcnews.com
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Just explained the jury system to some 11-yr-olds at a Waldorf school
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Circe retweeted
lusso
@luussssoOct 22
Y2K transparent tech was so peak
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Bullshit
Daniel Steinmetz-Jenkins
@daniel_dsj2110Oct 20
Francis Fukuyama: "The lack of a strong national musical tradition contributes to the weakness of American national identity."
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