do something that gives back to your community without monetizing it challenge

when I was a kid I didn’t want to go to my grandfather’s girlfriend’s funeral so I convinced my mom that I could see demons and when I walked into the funeral I cried and screamed and said that there was a dark entity surrounding her casket and we left and got route 44 diet cokes

one time I got so annoyed with a customer that I ended up googling their name and found out that they got arrested for soliciting a cop for s*x and every time I see them I know I hold this trump card and I feel powerful

you ever see a skinny body dressing wildly and then you think if a fat body did that how merciless people would be to just dogpile on them

I want to travel back in time and give a women from 1850 a clit sucker

“I can have an opinion about this and it not be some Barbie movie bullshit” - my boyfriend

realizing your mom hates other women is almost equal to the feeling of ego death

sorry I don’t watch movies that don’t pass the bechdel test

come to dark side………..we have cookies xDDDD

throwing a tantrum because my boyfriend won’t let me pee with him

never forget that even if you work for a local non-profit arts center, they still don't care about you!

mamma mia goth

my bf said he got my a gift and i was so excited turns out he got me a fuckin dog cone

my boyfriends kid just said she didn’t like sailor moon and me and my sailor moon tattoo dont know what to do

killjoy is solely for the girls and the gays

Mardi Gras is a contact sport

my worst fear is being at a place where a flash mob breaks out

I want Animal yelling Kojima tattooed inside my eyelids