I’m 40+ I guess We are legion, join us One day, fate will find a way Through the marches of death And right back to the bearer of light
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If I put 1/4 of a leftover McDonald’s cheeseburger + 10 fries in my drawer at work, will other people smell it? #anosmiaproblems
In case you were wondering if I still find these things annoying, especially when they happen at the same time:
• Being surrounded by groups of multiple 20 Buses
AND
• Being surrounded by groups of multiple 20 year olds
The answer is yes.
True
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There’s a guy on the bus eating a whole breakfast! Like a whole huge takeout clamshell with ham, eggs, juice box…he’s been going at it for 15 minutes, and now he’s having a yogurt? Damn. Oh and some other dude is snorting drugs. Just sneezed. Good times.
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me when i have a bad day: i think i deserve a little treat
me when i have a good day: i think i deserve a little treat
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Betty White dying three weeks before she turned 100 is the final act of performer whose timing was always sharp, always unexpected, and even with the warmest of characters, always a little dangerous. No one else could live to 99 and so perfectly leave us wanting more.
🎵Hi definitely not cryyyyying at wooooooork🎵
(Well not anymore anyway) – at Vancouver, British Columbia
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It's only one minute long, but this CCTV footage has a better narrative and more compelling character arcs than most of the arthouse films I've seen:
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
As the original tweeter notes later in the thread, this video is not “CCTV footage” but performance art — “a Dhar Mann-style inspirational video by Cris Elmasry”
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!!! EMERGENCY UPDATE: The Cit The City of Abbotsford is issuing an immediate & urgent notice to all residents that did not yet evacuate Sumas Prairie to evacuate immediately. Conditions within tSumas Prairie within the last hour have escalated & pose a significant risk to life.
Holy shit – at Vancouver, British Columbia
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“ghost turnip” – at Burnaby, British Columbia
Carving pumpkins this Halloween? Why not a turnip? ow.ly/1lEG50GwuQ1
