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Joined May 2025
yk he loves saying gracias to the waiter at a mexican restaurant
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juneau retweeted
one of the best needle drop from 2020s
what's your favorite needle drop from the last decade?
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these guys stole my bottle of malibu and hit on the neighbor who i was having a nice convo with i need to murder them
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at a party asking everyone if they've registered to vote
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10 years ago, ‘MOONLIGHT’ was released in theaters. The film written and directed by Barry Jenkins, went on to win the Academy Award for Best Picture.
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I love when films have crazy shots like this its so cool
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“I watch mickey 17 for the plot” The plot:
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good year for practical effects
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lying is so fun i can see why robert pattinson lies
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we really shouldn’t be consuming any form of harry potter in the year of 2026 and yes that includes your favorite fanwork or parody
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jordan PLEASEEE drop the pic without the text pls pls pls
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got on birth control which has been making me so emotional lately and out of nowhere my grandma decides to send me baby vids of myself and old notes i wrote her 😭😭😭 grandma pls im way too hormonal for this
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i don't know this is a sensitive topic for me i just don't know ok
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guys i have big news. my job is getting new ownership next month. I WON!!!!
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we need to be talking about the drama as one of the best movies of the year
still the best romantic scene of the year
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he's got so many oscar worthy roles it makes me sick to my stomach. thomas howard/ephraim winslow im so sorry they ignored you
Folk talk about Primetime being Robert Pattinson's oscar role, but I think The Drama was worthy of that too. Wasn't a transformative outlandish performance, but it was emotionally real. The way he tries to refrain from showing how happy he is that Emma's even looking at him again
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“what are u gonna be for halloween?” mf imma BE DRUNK. Simple.
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user vqmpirebite was only 23 when they uhm hmmm uhhh not sure yet they're still 20
Sir Isaac Newton was only 23 when he discovered the law of gravity.
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