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Joined September 2020
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Mind you, growing up, I genuinely thought words like “gallivanting” “vex” “perambulate” “rigmarole” etc. were all Pidgin English because they were such regular features of everyday Pidgin conversations. 😭
Imagine me, a Nigerian, using "gallivanting" in a sentence. A word almost all Nigerians know of in primary school because at one point, our headmaster/mistress used it. Then you'll tell me I used AI for it. Waka!
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right right……
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Both of you had sex, but it’s one person that’s the whore. Lol. You’re not serious
University is really a breading ground for whores. Cause tell me why this fresher I just started texting just this afternoon, agreed to come to my place. We've had sex more than twice now and yes she's very legal+. Plus she's been in school for just 2weeeks. 😭
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But wait y would someone want to eat this
Foreign Man Pays Men Attempting to Sell Sea Turtle Along Road Near Eko Hotel, Lagos, and Returns It to the Sea "Today, I witnessed something that genuinely broke my heart but also restored a little of my faith in humanity. While leaving Eko Hotel, Lagos State, I saw some men trying to sell a sea turtle in the middle of the road as though it were an ordinary item of trade. A foreign man stopped and tried everything possible to stop them. He shouted, pleaded and appealed to the people around him, including the uniformed police officers present, to understand that what they were doing was wrong. Sadly, it seemed his voice was the only one speaking up for a creature that couldn't speak for itself. However, he refused to give up. He eventually paid the men for the turtle, not to own it but to give it another chance at life. With the assistance of a police van, the turtle was taken back to the sea and released into its natural habitat." — A lady shares what she witnessed near Eko Hotel in Lagos State.
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Confirming: April 28, 2027
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They’re giving us April instead of late August 😭💕 I’ll take itttttt
January or February
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Yessssssss😭😭😭😭😭❤️
Off Campus. Season 2. April 28.
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😭 this babe
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Every 3 eke market days…..
y'all only don't like that olandria girl because she's darkskinned
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Ah ahhh
kassy also got with corbin.. this tea
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I pity the people who have this babe as an opp 😭 She has their time like mad
Segun onigbese won’t allow bella name rest 😏
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What even is this 🙂‍↔️
THE TEA IS HOT! Kassy made a video explaining what happened and tagged Kay Kay , Daniela , and Andrea #loveislandusa
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What a legacy
My driver described someone doing birthday party in our estate as “that guy wey dem beat for big brother”😭😭😭
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Awwwww
This is the most satisfying video on the TL right now🥹❤️
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Wasn’t there egg-gate on US season 6? 🙂
love island nigeria might be the first time we see the girls cook for the men😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 oh nooo
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First of my bloodline to see English translated to English
“I want justice for my son. All I wanted was for him to become a doctor.” — Javits Frimpong’s mother speaks publicly for the first time at the airport as she departs for the USA to attend her son’s funeral.
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This Fenerbache team is just a who’s who of washed barclaysmen and one rapist
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See these losers
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You guys suggesting bbn housemates to host LI Nigeria please it’s okay PLEASE
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Even DD whom I like, what English is she going to use to host the show🫣
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