I put food on the table to put food on the table. Real time waiter tweets.
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Our waiter just correctly guessed I want my steak medium rare so I said well done and thus began our very own Who's On First routine.
"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with Bull" -W.C Fields #waitandhate #servercode
When parents try to get their kids to order and you're busy as sh*t! #waitandhate #justorderforthem
Nothing smells worse than the shoes of a server. #worsethanshit #worsethanpuke #fungusoncorns #callingDr.Scholls #waitandhate
Why do I always get stuck closing with the over-dramatic server who cries all the time? #notagain #gonnabealongnight #waitandhate
The irony of this job is that I feed everyone despite always being starving and malnourished. #waitandhate
I can't wait to quit so I can use this uniform to clean my toilet. #ReduceReuseRecycle #waitandhate
If you think that you can treat your server like shit, then maybe you should go and love yourself. #bieber #fuckyourself #waitandhate
If you're an adult who orders a kid's meal, with all due respect, go and die. #waitandhate