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Joined December 2020
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i conquered my neighbors and accidentally became space brazil
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Me: Siri, call my friends Siri: no friends detect Me: Siri.. I want you.. Siri: w-what?
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I just love watching videos of Babies with Mr Beast's face deepfaked over theirs. I have a custom made hyper realistic baby doll with silicone skin, simulated flesh and bones made of wood that resembled him and i love to take care of him, feed him. He is my little beast
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john loves you
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the Ecumenical Patriarch has been dead for half a year and they still haven't gotten a new one
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I like cats and cookies and lemonade
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I know this is a bit out of nowhere for the stuff I usually post, but I implore you to greatly consider donating to my friends gofundme if you have the funds!
Folks we are JUST A LITTLE MORE THAN HALFWAY TO THE BIG GOAL!! PLEASE!! spread the link, donate when you can, We have until the 12th of October Genuinely your generosity so. far has been inspiring, thank you all so much. Genuinely we can do this! gofund.me/3aa12ef34
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I know this is a bit out of nowhere for the stuff I usually post, but I implore you to greatly consider donating to my friends gofundme if you have the funds!
Folks we are JUST A LITTLE MORE THAN HALFWAY TO THE BIG GOAL!! PLEASE!! spread the link, donate when you can, We have until the 12th of October Genuinely your generosity so. far has been inspiring, thank you all so much. Genuinely we can do this! gofund.me/3aa12ef34
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Folks we are JUST A LITTLE MORE THAN HALFWAY TO THE BIG GOAL!! PLEASE!! spread the link, donate when you can, We have until the 12th of October Genuinely your generosity so. far has been inspiring, thank you all so much. Genuinely we can do this! gofund.me/3aa12ef34
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New Ragebait idea: steal oomf's tweet word for word
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His name is Oswine
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They added john to garrymod
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Many a fools shall see this and think that he confused the Baghdad Battery for a Sumerian invention, not realizing that the Baghdad Battery was a crude Parthian intimation of a much earlier, Lithium-Ion battery that the Sumerians had made to power their Ziggurat radar dishes
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Don't tap and hold. I forgot to embed the image.
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John once said "hi"... now read that again
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