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Walts Bench

@walts_bench

Holding up butts is my main hobbie. I spend my summers waiting for the Christmas tree to get set up. I really hate schweaty balls.

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Joined March 2014
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#NELeg Buffett’s Muppetts; Ricketts’ Crickets
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#NELeg Ernie says Slip N Dip! #crotchwatch
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Have y’all missed me? This vaginagate stuff has really gotten out of hand. #crotchwatch #NELeg
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The sky is falling!! I'm lost! The rotunda is bassakwards! Where am I?
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The lobbyists are eating lunch from La Paz today. Can someone bring me an air freshener please? #livingthedream
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Omaha!!! Monday's following Sunday drinking parties are usually a bad deal for me.
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Ernie introduced a resolution to ban lobbyists from buying food for Senators. How about banning Walt from farting in the rotunda? #neleg
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God damn it. I caught Walt's cold. Will someone please bring me some Kleenex?
Holy shit Wikkersham!!
rt if u can’t find ur closet
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River City Roundup reaches the Rotunda!
This is a bunch of hog shit!!
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Anyone have some weed? I just had a seizure and Walt fell off.
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Get that God Damn dog off of me!!!!
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Oh snap! Arnie Stuthman just groped me. @Mueller_Robak can I hire you to pass a bill to hide me annually on this day?
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What kin of crap do you suppose is coming from this circle of life? #NELeg
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Where the hell is every body??
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Has anyone seen my briefcase???
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Full day debate really sucks!!! Walt goes and eats biscuits and gravy for lunch and then let's me have it all afternoon.
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