percy

Can people stop announcing they had a baby, its not a competition

Me: What's the name of that anime twink you want to see pregnant again? Friend:

Gendered socialization taught me that nonbinary people are better than other people because it doesnt matter whats in your pants, what matters is how many times you can use "they" as the punchline for a joke

Are metamours like a Facebook/Instagram thing?

Having sex with your sin eater is fun until they start asking shit like "Can we try a different kink?" Or "Do I have to keep degrading you?" Or "What are we?"

Yes i am trans, yes i look like my mother, yes i will fuck your mother

I started stimming with this and my metrosexual roommate told me I sounded too much like a gay guy and I was freaking her out. Do you think she knows?

Saying something so woke you set the trans community forward 10 years

I don't have a preference for cis lesbians, I just think its hot how we both view each other as men.

Upcoming transfem fetish predictions 2027: Resource guarding 2028: Hands 2029: Dying during childbirth

Its not a manic episode, I'm just going beast mode

Bank robber: And who's bank robber's favorite little hostage? Hostage: Me :)

God: Abraham, leave your family and join my emo band

This is just Dandadan every week

Exiled from the jedi order due to my new technique called "force gooning"