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Nairobi ,kenya
Joined May 2018
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Kenya has less than 100k people who can manage to stock up for 90 days; that is, if the 54M will not be looking forward to taking from that bunch. Hii nchi calamity ikikuja kama hii, we will just collect dead bodies on the streets after the incident is over. All we do is survive.
Watu wa first world wanaambiwa wa stock up on supplies to survive for 90 days. What do they know that we don’t?
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Relatives included, not just friends or acquintances.
Rules of the streets: ukiona mtu ulikuwa unajua ameleft the country, whether you were close or not, just cut them off wa kwanza. They'll never help you esp anything involving making some money juu wanaweza skia wivu sana if you made it within the borders of your country.
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I do not support Gachagua but he has spoken on behalf of most of kenyans. 😌. This are the questions everywhere 💯💪
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Ywaya tajiri ako na a banger inaitwa someones girlfriend na naona y'all yet to discover it yet ni uzito tupu.
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Thekete mani haha
Rn, I just need a Kikuyu babe I'd sing to Wakwa Waku by Addeh Prince, halafu jua ikichomoka asubuhi arudi kwa wazazi before she starts ruining my day.
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HIV Tests Set To Be Compulsory Before Any Medical Attention. Touch your neighbor & shout Hallelujah.
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"....mwatũka warĩ kũndũ werũ-inĩ Gũtiarĩ maaĩ kana kĩruru..."
Wira wanyu no kūhoya mwatuka😒
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Rwanda ni Minister ali announce news ya F1
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Hahaha
Replying to @larryke12785
Upungufu ya akili inakubalika pia. This is an open platform.
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But you’re defending Kaongo. What we are saying is, Kibaki wasn’t perfect, as I have mentioned earlier, I’d give him around 60%. Again, name 1 revolutionary thing that Kaongo has done. Give me 1 project that he has done that isn’t benefiting him financially.
Replying to @ed_kemboi
Uwa mnadhani tukicritic kibaki we are defending kasongo? Kibaki institutionalized tribalism. Was voted massively for change. Did the contrary. Thats why raila left the government. Muthaura, murungaru, mwiraria etc stained kibaki. Na 2007 PEV kibaki caused it
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Mr H in 2062
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Close to nyayo theres around 49 acres that Ruto gave to the chinese. They’re currently putting up a wholesale market I hear,dealing strictly with direct imports from china. They have brought the competition to the village. Kuna watu watalia sana hivi karibuni
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8+ years experience unemployed wueh
Both my sister and his husband are at home and unemployed because their previous employer is downsizing due to the tough economic times. They’re both CPA 6 holders, and my sister also has a BCom in Accounting. Mkijua mahali kuna vacancy, weka refer aki.
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The current regime’s fan club loves to treat infrastructure ribbon cuttings and flashy optics as divine proof of transformation Meanwhile hakuna pesa kwa ground!!!!Unless that is,you’re running a cartel or a tender syndicate,liquidity is a myth
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Something is big is coming and our Ruto is here galivanting and taking photos. All these countries have ordered citizens to stockpile food: Germany:3 to 10 days (Ideal target is 10 days) Japan: 3 to 7 days Sweden:7 days Norway:7 days Taiwan:7 days United Kingdom: 3 days (72 hours) European Union (Brussels guidelines):3 days (72 hours) Finland: 3 days (72 hours) minimum Netherlands: 3 days (72 hours) France: 3 days (72 hours) Belgium:3 days (72 hours) What is coming?
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"Ona angīriūkia Kadenge...term nĩ nyũkwa"
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The sadium has a capacity of 60000 meaning that to generate that amount of income per event, the 60000 people should each pay a ticket of 33000. Yhe field needs maintaining, crew needs to be paid. Please revive your brain from ignorance
Talanta Stadium cost about 48 billion. One mega event like the Munuch Ajax match generates 2 billion in just two days, just 24 such events recover the investment. That’s achievable in a year. The money goes to businesses, hotels, vendors and workers, not just government. That’s how infrastructure drives economic growth. Iwinjo?!
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I have emailed Bayern Munich and Ajax Amsterdam shareholders and informed them of the consequences of entertaining the murderous President Ruto. DM me for the draft. Bayern: [email protected] [email protected] Ajax: [email protected] [email protected]
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Michael Olise and I will breathe the same air on 5th January
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