@waveturtlejake

When you're a kid at VBS you can just walk into the kitchen and drink the entire pitcher of Kool aid, all of it. There's nothing they can do.

Joined January 2017
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Chapter II
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😇@turtlekiosk24 Jul 2023
lol
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Mutuals reply to this if you want a BSKY code I have two
Jake 🌊🐢@waveturtlejake23 Jul 2023
Alright, this place is probably gonna get unusable for a while again. If you would like a Bl*eskyinvite code, respond below; if you have invite codes, maybe scroll though the replies and find someone to invite!
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elijah🏪@EdwardVersaii24 Jul 2023
bl*sky c*de thread for my moots, I’ll be looking thru it when I get more invites
Jake 🌊🐢@waveturtlejake23 Jul 2023
Alright, this place is probably gonna get unusable for a while again. If you would like a Bl*eskyinvite code, respond below; if you have invite codes, maybe scroll though the replies and find someone to invite!
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They're addicted to being normal. Folks, the right is learning to be normal, and it's making the libs nervous.
Ammar Moussa@ammarmufasa22 Jul 2023
WATCH >> Ron DeSantis defends new curriculum that will teach children how slaves *benefited* from slavery. "They're probably going to show some of the folks that eventually parlayed, you know, being a blacksmith into, into doing things later in life."
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Sorry kids, Barbie isn't for you. It's for people who saw Drive in college and it became a big part of their personality but they've done a lot of growing up since then.
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ClickHole
@ClickHole21 Jul 2023
👇👇👇
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ClickHole
@ClickHole20 Jul 2023
That's easy!
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Beth Moore
@BethMooreLPM20 Jul 2023
Yo man why i always gotta have cheech and chongs gummies on my timeline
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I'm proud to say I haven't read Hegel because I know he's not real, he's just a meme
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Wild Geerters@steinkobbe19 Jul 2023
He's talking about posting tweets
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Isaac@GalaxyPeaBrain18 Jul 2023
Everyone is waiting for the Rotten Tomatoes score of Oppenheimer and Barbie, but I'm waiting for which film gets the first review that matters: Hideo Kojima tweeting "Wow 👍😍🫶"
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quite the sales tactic
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Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007)
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Replying to @waveturtlejake
Sounds like you need to cultivate more Device Virtue
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Daniel Rempel@danremps16 Jul 2023
Barth says: “As ministers we ought to speak of God. We are human, however, and so cannot speak of God. We ought therefore to recognize both our obligation and our inability and by that very recognition give God the glory.”
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Isaac@GalaxyPeaBrain14 Jul 2023
Do 30 year olds go on Ice-cream dates? Cells. >Cells Is Oppenheimer leftist? Cells. >Cells. Ice cream ice cream yum yum yum. Cells. >Cells I look so odd with the old filter. Interlinked >Interlinked Having some girl dinner. Interlinked. >interlinked
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“Unskilled labour is a capitalist myth”
Punch Cat
@PunchingCat14 Jul 2023
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"Sir, the Democrats have deployed the Ronjak"
Democrats
@TheDemocrats12 Jul 2023
This is what failure looks like.
Photo of Ron DeSantis with the headline, “Florida is now America’s inflation hotspot”

ALT Photo of Ron DeSantis with the headline, “Florida is now America’s inflation hotspot”

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