Software engineer 🏳️‍⚧️ Scatterbrained. I like puzzles, games, roller-skates, drawing. @nettiewobbles https://xitter.cf/t.co/7FGFeAHSQt she/her

Glasgow, Scotland
Joined March 2007
Okay I want to make a pinned tweet to highlight stuff I'm vaguely proud of, so that people have some chance of ever stumbling on it. Apologies if you've seen this stuff before.
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Real destruction of Laputa vibes round here.
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Wee boy on an electric scooter shouted "lesbian" at me today. Adorable.
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Anyway, all I managed in the moment was "you're not wrong" but maybe "I'll tell my girlfriend, she might not have guessed" would have been better.
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I'm just imagining his mentor with his hand to his forehead rubbing his temples. "You called the [t-slur] a lesbian? You couldnae think of a single thing that would hurt [her] more than 'lesbian'?"
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Replying to @weeble
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The QR code on the restaurant table was too damaged to read so we spent the time waiting for the food trying to reconstruct it until we could scan it. We managed it eventually! It's just a link to the menu but I was curious if it encoded the table number. (It does not.)
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biting is a common courting behavior in reptiles #farcille
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Lulu the curious clown wishes everyone a happy halloween ~
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I stumbled on this game via the Pico 8 game browser a while ago and it was one of my favourites. I like the "match two to upgrade" tower mechanic, like🌻+🌻→🐛 or 🦴+🦴→💀 and the progressions are very charming, 🥚+🥚→🐤, 🐤+🐤→🐔, 🐔+🐔→🐦‍⬛, 🐦‍⬛+🐦‍⬛→❓ Delightful wee game.
Boo! Witchcraft TD is participating in Steam Scream Fest 50% discount. Meanwhile I'm working on a huge remake #SteamScreamFest #pico8
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New Relic Infinite Tracing provides us many tools to try to answer such previously unanswerable questions as "why is our New Relic Infinite Tracing bill so high?" and "why is our New Relic Infinite Tracing bill so unpredictable?"
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It's been two years since BOSSGAME was released! Thank you for joining Sophie and Anna on their wild adventure. Your heartfelt cheers, letters, and fanart have meant the world to me. I'm excited to bring you more games in the future, so stay tuned! #gamedev #indiedev #yuri
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What's the deal with Glasgow City Centre flats that just *don't* get a recycling collection? Like, not even infrequent, you look up the address on the council site and it just shows an empty calendar.
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Hey if the elephant site isn't your cup of tea there's also the butterfly one. I see a whole bunch of you over there suddenly.
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Okay, so was "Family Ness", the cartoon about a family of monsters living in Loch Ness with names like "Ferocious-Ness", "Clumsy-Ness" and "Eye Wit-Ness" in any way Scottish? Wikipedia says so, but without a citation.
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I want an app that is just @adamhchase narrating my movements. "She's gone *outside* the station..." "She's not moving." "What is she *doing?*" "Maybe she failed a challenge?" "Perhaps the tracker is wrong." "Okay okay she's on the move... no never mind false alarm."
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you ever diff the terms of service?
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Blurgh. I'm not usually bothered by framerate but my work Macbook is only managing 30Hz over HDMI and I feel nauseous at the mission control animations. Dragging a window around and the sluggish mouse pointer are also real bad. Scrolling feels less bad, maybe because 1D?
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I learned a new skill.
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