smegma drips from my ballsack constantly

the judge done gave me the rape penalty

worst autism izzat loss moments compilation try not to cringe

using my big jewish nose as a wind sock

the tumors jiggle when i laff

my ear canals are flooded with grease

still eating the rotten pumpkins on my porch from october 2014

pickling a pumpkin in my prolapse

its just bile weight

my zenis hurts because i hit it with a bug zapper for hours a day

my lesions cannot be accurately described with fewer than 12 adjectives

making sweet love to one of my bloated gushing cavernous tumors

scroogeberg mcduckstein

my penis is just a tumor

i dont believe in anything im just here for the goop

building a hedge maze out of mold

draining the chunky pus out of my prolapse

playing my prolapse like an accordion