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They’re making the Flock Cameras in Bushwick shoot on 35mm

Birthday this week with sun in Scorpio, full moon in Taurus, Venus retrograde in Libra (idk what any of that means)

Lady at Toyota dealership today told me “Are you Filipino? Because I love chicken adobo!” so I hit her with a “Yes, are you German? Because I love Mein Kampf!”

I’m in tears right now because I just realized there are more Panda Express restaurants than panda bears in the world today </3

Sorry to be the morality police but I feel hopeless watching baseball and all the ads are GLP-1s, naked Sydney Sweeney, Viagra Megan Fox, and assorted gambling sites. I guess America’s favorite pastime is instant gratification

I’m proud to be the catalyst of many of my friends unblocking their moms from Instagram

I don't even gaf about who will play the next Bond. Tell me who will play the next DIGGER!!

You can play in my face but plagiarizing my letterboxd review is just morally bankrupt

Every so often I remember how I can count the number of generations women in my family that have been able to read and write (I am just the fifth) on one hand and I instantly stop complaining about anything.

Everything is poetry: it’s up to you to pick up the pen. Just some people have bad handwriting.

10am and I’m craving candy

If I were Elizabeth Holmes I’d eviscerate my husband if it was my last day of freedom and he only got me a grande at Starbucks while he ordered a venti

Making grilled cheese with mayonnaise is a sign of high IQ

Ready for whatever today day brings me!

I only threw this Nathan for You, only threw this Nathan for You for You for You

Oh I’m sure